My Dark Secret

Chapter 14: something's up and I'll post a picture of it going down*

Chapter 14: something’s up and I’ll post a picture of it going down

“What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if,when you awoke,you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?” 

―Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Complete Poems

 “Good morning, sleep well love birds?” This is Cam’s second attempt to wake me and Caydon up. The first time he was sacked with a pillow by Caydon and was threatened to be mace’d by me. I don't think he has gotten he hint yet?!

“Ugh! What time is it now?” I mumble from my pillow.

“Its 9:30am, time to get up.” Cam says in a chipper voice. How in the hell can someone be so damn happy this early in the morning beats me.

“10 more minutes and we’ll be out, BYE!” I throw another pillow at him before laying back down.

“Fine, if you two aren’t up in 10 minutes, I’m going to know something’s up and I’ll post a picture of it going down on Facebook too!” Cam snorts before shutting our door again.

“I think that had a double meaning… and I don’t think I really want to know what the meaning meant either.” Caydon mumbles from his side before wrapping an arm around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

“Probably not, hey we better get up. I have an idea that will really get him going.” I say with a smirk.

“What?” he asked his voice still coated with sleep.

“Well the girls are coming over tonight, so you should have him come and we can get revenge on him later tonight.”

“Really princess, you want to get revenge on him, seriously, how do you plan on doing that one?”

“I don’t know Hazel will think of something she always does. Remember that one time when we went camping and his sleeping bag was filled with shaving cream and he had to share with you till his got dried out?”

“Yeah?” he says rolling onto his back, pulling me on top of him.

“Well that was Hazel’s way of getting back at him for pushing her into the lake.”

“She did that, wow. Remind me to never make her mad at me then. I don’t think that I’d want to wake up bald or something worst.” He laughs.

“Dooley noted, now we better get up before he comes back with reinforcement if ya get my drift.” I say laughing.

“Yeah I get it, but only because I’m hungry and you my dear, have a full day in your new life. Well one of your lives anyways.” he smirks.

I just roll my eyes and go to get out but something, well more like someone isn’t letting me.

“Caydon, you can let go anytime now we have to get up.”

“I don’t want to get up though” he whines like a baby, I just laugh.

All of a sudden we are both wacked with a pill and Cam starts talking, well more like yelling at us in French. I didn’t know that he knew French… “j'ai dit que pour obtenir vos fesses vers le haut!” [I said for you to get you’re a$$es up]

“English please dude, just because you took French in high school doesn’t mean I can speak it fluently too.” Caydon says while setting up, while I roll over to my side of the bed.

I look at Caydon and say “He said for us to get our butts up”

“Once you are all decent, seeming how you both missed breakfast, lunch will be served at noon. You better not resume what you were doing earlier either.” Cam says pointing at us with a stern look onto his face.