My Dark Secret

Chapter 21: I won't ever have sex with you again!*

Chapter 21: I won’t ever have sex with you again!

“Quand un vrai génie apparaît en ce bas monde, on peut le reconnaitre à ce signe que les imbéciles sont tous ligués contre lui.”  -Jonathan Swift

[Translated (french) "When a true genius appears in this world, we can recognize him by this sign that fools are arrayed against him." -Jonathan Swift]

“For goodness sakes I am perfectly fine dad, would you stop poking me Cameron Micheal Brown or else I won’t ever have sex with you again!” those lovely words were what I walked in onto when I arrived at Hazels house this afternoon with Lizzie. 

I got out of the hospital a little over two weeks ago, I have to go to physical therapy every other day for my leg, and they are working onto getting my shoulder to work and making it strong so i can lift things better because apparently there was some muscle damage. 

Hazel got out of the hospital just 4 days ago, her two surgeries went well, she had a second kidney and a new liver donated to her from a girl in Louisiana. She actually woke up when I went to see her the day after I woke up. The only thing she cared about was where Cam was and I quote if ‘that rabbit fucker died’.

“Did she really just say that with her dad in the room?” Lizzie asks with a snort looking at me as we walk up the stairs to Hazels room at her dads place. 

Hazels parents split up when she was just 10 years old, her mum remarried a few years later, Hazel doesn’t really care for her step-dad so she spends a lot of time at her dads. He is a OBGYN doctor but has taken off since she got hurt. 

“I think so, besides her dad is pretty cool I guess with it” I say shrugging as we get to her door.

Lizzie knocks onto her door giving her a few second warning as we open the door “I’m here no need to fret” we say in unison as we enter her room.

As I enter the room I burst out laughing, Hazel has a rolled up magazine threating Cam with it, who is currently poking her with his huge orange pencil that he bought from the dollar store the other day saying that he had ideas for  and I quote; ‘this mini erection cure stick’.

Her dad walks by us shaking his head “can you please keep these two under control for me while I go pick up her meds and some food?” 

“Yeah we can do that, anything else we can do?” I ask as Lizzie heads  farther into the room with a smirk on her face.

“Just make sure she doesn’t move around a whole lot, drinks plenty of water, and if you can, please smack Cameron if he gets to out of hand and raises her BP again” he says rolling his eyes as Hazel thwacks Cam over the head with her magazine. 

“Will do, i’ll just kick him out, maybe have Caydon come over and haul him out so we can get her to rest” i say laughing.

“You do that, those two are going to make me even more gray than I already am” he says whilst taking off his hat pointing to his hair. 

“Well if it makes you feel any better, you’ll still look awesome even gray” I say as I head into her room.

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“Cameron I swear that if you don’t stop I am going to hack saw your hands off .” Hazel says as Lizzie walks back into the room with a tray of popcorn and bottles of water and i follow in behind her with a few movies. 

“What did he do this time?” I ask as Lizzie sets the tray down onto the desk. 

“He keeps distracting me.” she says glaring at Cam who has a guilty smirk onto his face. I just roll my eyes.

“Cam why don’t you head back to my place and you and Caydon go do something productive, like i don’t know, clean out our old cabin in the woods or go up to the lake and get the boat and lake house clean so we can go camping up there once Hazel heals and my damn brace cast thingy comes off so i can actually move on my own without crutches.” I say as i put in Skyfall 007. I have a unhealthy obsession with James Bond.

“I don’t want to leave” he says pouting wrapping his arms around Hazel who looks ready to headbutt him. 

“Yeah okay, your getting on my nerves now, leave Cameron, or else i will call River and Caydon to come haul your ass out of here.” Lizzie says grabbing him by the eat dragging him up off from Hazels bed, with him yelling ‘what the hell women and ow’ even though it sounds more like ‘ow what the hell ow ow ow women’

Oh I guess i forgot to mention a major detail, River, that motocross biker dude who gave me the letter from charlie, was at Lizzie’s aunts bike shop and wound up asking Lizzie out, they’ve been dating for about three weeks now, she only told us fairly recently, he is a really cool person to hang out with, and he gets along with Caydon and Cameron really well. 

“You all are mean to me” he mutters before heading out the door, a few minuets later I hear his vehicle start and pull out the driveway. 

“Finally, so how are you feeling Haze?” i ask flopping down onto the bed next to Hazel and Lizzie, placing my leg up onto a pillow letting my crutches fall onto the floor. 

“I am good, my incisions are healing up really well, and i’m sore still, but other than that i’m good. I am exhausted all the time, but i’m better than I was. I am so happy to be home, but people need to leave me be, I can walk to the bathroom on my own, i’m not some porcelain china doll that will brake any minute.” she rants throwing her hands up into the air letting out a huge breath. 

“Feel better hun?” Lizzie says with a slight snicker.

“Much” Hazel says with a smile turning on the movie.

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A/N so i know this is really short, i apologize, but i go back to work tommrow and i've very busy this week getting ready for summer and a few personal things that have came up. I won't be able to upload till the first week of July. One more chapter left after this one, the epilouge. 

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-Caveri