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The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

Non-Fiction

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in Hell and with nowhere else to turn decides to go to a certain hotel.

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CHAPTER 3

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CHARLIE: Wait... Do you have a brother?
Y/N: Not that I'm aware of?
Charlie moves aside revealing Spamton to Y/N. Instantly Y/N's smile fades.
Y/N: W-What? H-How? This c-can't be...
Spamton notices Y/N and stares at him in shock.
SPAMTON: WHAT THE [Fifty-Percent Off]!?!?!?!?
Y/N walks up to Spamton and starts inspecting him.
Y/N: How is this possible? This doesn't make sense...
SPAMTON: I'M JUST AS [Audible Confusion] AS YOU ARE [Buddy Ol' Pal]...
CHARLIE: So you two know each other?
Y/N and Spamton both look over at Charlie.
Y/N: Well technically we're the same person.
Everyone in the room looks at them confused.
CHARLIE: What???
SPAMTON: ALLOW ME TO [Explanation]! YOU SEE WHEN WE WERE [Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton] WE USED TO BE A [Salesman]!!!
Y/N: Yeah... I was a salesman... But I wasn't that well known...
SPAMTON: AND WE WANTED TO BE [Big]!
Y/N: So I started to make some calls to try and make some deals to get bigger...
SPAMTON: UNTIL ONE DAY... SOMEONE ANSWERED US...
Spamton's glasses turn to static and he stops smiling while Y/N just looks down in shame.
Y/N: They helped me... Before I knew it I was bigger than any other salesman.
SPAMTON: WE WERE A [BIG SHOT]! UNTIL...
Y/N: They told me something... A terrible truth about our world... It broke my mind... 
SPAMTON: IT CREATED ME... I WAS BORN FROM THE [Wreckage] OF THE [Specil Deal].
Y/N: I wasn't Y/N anymore... I became a puppet... 
SPAMTON: WE WERE LEFT IN THE [God Damn Garbage Can!!!] WITH NOTHING...
Y/N: But. That was in the past. Things have changed. Now it seems we are own people now.
SPAMTON: IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY. SO HOW ABOUT WE [Forget] ALL OF THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED [In The Past] AND START OVER [Fresh and Clean]?
Y/N: I... I would like that.
Y/N and Spamton both shook hands and gave each other award winning smiles (Well Spamton's was more of an award losing smile).
SPAMTON: NOW LET US [Get back to the point!] 
Y/N: That I can agree on!
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: I'm mostly cutting this chapter a little short because it's very lore heavy.
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