Y/N: But. That was in the past. Things have changed. Now it seems we are our own people now.
SPAMTON: IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY. SO HOW ABOUT WE [Forget] ALL OF THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED [In The Past] AND START OVER [Fresh and Clean]?
Y/N: I... I would like that.
Y/N and Spamton both shook hands and gave each other award winning smiles (Well Spamton's was more of an award losing smile).
SPAMTON: NOW LET US [Get back to the point!]
Y/N: That I can agree on!
Y/N turned to Charlie and shook their hand.
Y/N: Sorry about all that Mrs. Morningstar!
CHARLIE: Please just call me Charlie and it's no problem! I understand that you two had some things you needed to talk about.
SPAMTON: YOU COULD [Simon Says] THAT AGAIN! EAHAEAHEAHEAHAEH!!!
Y/N: So! I would like a room at this Luxurious Hotel!
CHARLIE: Oh! If I may ask why you want a room?
Y/N: I saw that this was a place where sinners could get redemption and I want to be redeemed and sent to Heaven!
CHARLIE: REALLY??? YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE REDEEMED???
Y/N: Yep!
Charlie picked up and hugged Y/N tightly.
CHARLIE: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!
Y/N: Ack! Ch-Charlie! I-I can't b-breathe!!!
CHARLIE: Oh! Sorry!
Charlie drops Y/N leaving him gasping for air.
Y/N: Man... *huff* you are... *puff* stronger than you look...
CHARLIE: Well Lucifer is my dad so-
SPAMTON: WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! YOU ARE THE [Spawn of the Devil]!?!?
CHARLIE: Uhhhh... Yes?
Y/N: Wait Spamton how did you not connect the dots? Her last name is Morningstar. Y'know as in The Devil?
SPAMTON: I DIDN'T KNOW HER [Full Name] UNTIL YOU [said] IT!
Y/N: Okay... Well Charlie! Where do I sign to get a room?
CHARLIE: Oh Right! Let me go get it!
Charlie went to the check in desk and knocked on the door behind it.
CHARLIE: Husk! I need the sign in sheet!
A cat demon opened the door and handed Charlie a clipboard.
YOU ARE READING
The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]
Non-FictionTHIS IS THE SEQUEL TO REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in Hell and with nowhere else to turn decides to go to a certain hotel.