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The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

Non-Fiction

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in Hell and with nowhere else to turn decides to go to a certain hotel.

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Spamton and Y/N were going for a walk through one of Hell's many forests only to encounter something strange.

                            

                                Spamton and Y/N were going for a walk through one of Hell's many forests only to encounter something strange
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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An old TV just sitting in the middle of the forest.
SPAMTON: WOAH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT [Beautiful] [Ancient Relic]!!!
Y/N: Strange... Who would leave a perfectly good TV out here in the middle of nowhere?
Suddenly the TV turned on and began displaying static.
SPAMTON: NOW THAT'S SOME [Freaky Deaky] STUFF RIGHT THERE!
Y/N: You can say that again!
SPAMTON: NOW THAT'S SOME [Freaky Dea-
Y/N: I didn't mean it literally!
Suddenly the TV starts to display something along with playing some music.

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
SPAMTON: WHAT THE [Free Sample]???
Y/N: Ok! Somethings definitely not right here!
???: こんにちは、私の友達です！
Y/N: WHO SAID THAT???
???: I DID!!!
Suddenly a blue smiling hedgehog pops out of the TV.

                            

                                Suddenly a blue smiling hedgehog pops out of the TV
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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???: HELLO THERE!
SPAMTON: WHO IN [Oum]'S NAME ARE YOU!?!?
MAJIN: NAME'S MAJIN! REPRESENATIVE OF SEGA ENTERPRISES™!!!
Y/N: W-What? What in the hell is Sega???
MAJIN: WAIT! YOU REALLY HAVEN'T HEARD OF SEGA ENTERPRISES™?
Y/N: Ummmm... No?
MAJIN: WELL THEN ALLOW ME TO YOU SHOW YOU!!!
Suddenly displays an Ad for Sonic The Hedgehog CD.

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
MAJIN: SEGA ENTERPRISES™ CAN BRING YOU INFINITE FUN!!!
Y/N: Okay?
Spamton looks at Majin with a giant smile on his face (somehow bigger than his usual one).
SPAMTON: SAY [Majin] YOU SOUND LIKE QUITE THE [Salesman]! I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO HELP ME [Sell! Sell! Sell!]
MAJIN: AN INTERESTING OFFER MY FRIEND! BUT I'M AFRAID I MUST DECLINE! FOR I ONLY WORK FOR SEGA ENTERPRISES™!!!
SPAMTON: [Aw Shucks!] THAT'S TOO BAD!
MAJIN: WELL I MUST LEAVE FRIENDS! FOR I HAVE BUSINESS I HAVE TO ATTEND TO!!! MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER! たのしさ∞ セガ・エンタープライゼス - 画!!!
Majin disappears into the TV and it shuts itself off.
Y/N: That was strange.
SPAMTON: I KNOW [Right]? WHAT A [Strange Fellow]!

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