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The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

Non-Fiction

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in Hell and with nowhere else to turn decides to go to a certain hotel.

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CHAPTER 7

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The Hotel is getting lots of residents who actually want to be redeemed. Spamton's Business is booming. But Y/N is not doing so well...

What is going on?

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          

We open on Spamton's store where Spamton himself and his employee Skuntle are in the backroom having a conversation.
SPAMTON: SO SKUNTL3 I WAS [Thinkin' Real Hard] ON WHAT  OUR NEXT [Brand New And Greatly Improved!] PR0DUCT SHOULD BE. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?
Skuntle: Hmmm... Ooh! What about a Radio Demon Proof Radio?
SPAMTON: WHAT!? WHY WOULD I [Screw It In Nice And Tight] OVER MY [Business Compadre]???
Skuntle: Oh yeah... Forgot you knew him. Oh! What about a program for your phone that makes it demon proof?
SPAMTON: [[Wowie!]] THAT"S BRILLIANT! NO MORE [Pesky Demons] HACKING INTO YOUR PRECIOUS [Cellular Device]!
Suddenly the door bursts open and a trash can with googly eyes, a tie, and arms walks in.

                            

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Trashy: Hey Boss! There's a couple customers waiting in the lobby for ya!
(I imagine he has the voice that Jerma gave him because it fits too well.)
SPAMTON: ALRIGHT TRASHY! I'LL [Be Right Back After These Messages] SKUNTLE!
Skuntle: Alrighty boss!
Spamton walks out of the backroom and is greeted with his song playing over the speakers and a couple of odd looking demons standing in the lobby.

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
SPAMTON: HELLO THERE [Valued Customer(s)]! WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MY [[Wonderful Shop]] TODAY???
All three are suddenly spooked as Spamton speaks out of nowhere and all look at him weirdly.
???1: Uhhhh... Kris? Are you sure we should be buying stuff from this weirdo?
The one named Kris looks at the first one and nods their head.
???2: Don't worry Susie! We only have to buy a couple things and then we will be on our way!
Susie: Alright...
SPAMTON: SO? WHAT DID YOU THREE WANT???
Ralsei: Hi! My name is Ralsei and were just here to get some supplies.
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