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The Salesman of Hell [Spamton x Hazbin Hotel]

Non-Fiction

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! After being defeated by Team RWBY Spamton finds himself in Hell and with nowhere else to turn decides to go to a certain hotel.

#alastor #angeldust #charlie #cherribomb #cherrybomb #deltarune #hazbinhotel #hell #nifty #pipis #rubyrose #rwby #spamton #spamtongspamton #texttospeech #vaggie

SHORT: A MAD SCIENTIST?

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It was a normal day in the hotel, Angel was being there usual flirty self and trying to get into Y/N's pants while Y/N was just sitting there a blushing mess.
Y/N: F-For the last time A-Angel, I am not going to have s-sex with you!
Angel: Oh come on Y/N... I know you just want to get all up in my fluff and do all sorts of nasty things to me~
Y/N: J-Just... Shut up and-
Suddenly before Y/N could finish their sentence a flash of green bright light came from the center of the lobby as smoke filled the room.
Y/N:

                            
                              
                                
                                
                              
                            
                            
                          
The smoke clears just as fast as it came and reveals a weird armored man in a suit standing in the middle of the room.

                            

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???: Where the fuck am I!? I swear HellHound2356 if this is another one of your jokes I will kill you!
The Mysterious individual yelled in a thick British accent.
Y/N: Oh for fucks sake! Charlie! Get in here! We got a fucking weirdo in a metal suit!
???: Weirdo in a metal suit!? I am Bon Von Wolfeschlegesteinhausenbergerdorff Drewd, Current Lord of Dawn, Beater of Children, Burner of Houses, and 20 time winner of Vale's Gordon Ramsay look and act alike contest! But you will call me Bondrewd you little pale puppet looking motherfucker!
 Charlie showed up to the hotel lobby just as Bondrewd finished their speech.
Charlie: Uhh... Hello?
Bondrewd looked over at Charlie.
Bondrewd: Wait a second...
Bondrewd started looking around and examined the surroundings.
Bondrewd: Weird architecture...
Bondrewd went over to Angel and examined him.
Bondrewd: Strange almost supernatural beings...
Bondrewd opened the door to the hotel and looked up at the big pentagram in the sky.
Bondrewd: Very obvious satanic imagery.
Bondrewd stood at the center of the room and then suddenly held his hands to his head and began freaking out.
Bondrewd: I'M IN HELL!!! HOW DID I DIE!? WHEN DID I DIE!? DID SOMEONE KILL ME!? CAN I BURN DOWN PLACES IN A REALM MADE OF FIRE!?
Charlie walked over to the freaked out man and tapped his shoulder.
Charlie: Are you okay Mister... Bondrewd?
Bondrewd calmed down.
Bondrewd: *sigh* Sorry about that, got a little freaked out there! Now...  *claps hands together* How did I get here?
Y/N: Well it seems you came through some random green portal in the middle of the room.
Bondrewd: And that is not something that normally happens here right?
Y/N: As far as I know? No.
Bondrewd: Well it seems we have a case of me being story napped.
Y/N: Story... What?
Bondrewd: Well you see I come from a different story than this one and it seems that the author of this one has written me into this one! 'Probably as some sort of short...'
Y/N: Author? Written? What are you talking about?
Bondrewd: Well you see-
Suddenly the door to the hotel kicks open and a Neapolitan Cat is revealed to be standing there... Menacingly!
Bondrewd: OH NO YOU DON'T!
Bondrewd rushes over to the cat which jumps on his helmet and begins scratching the ever loving shit out of it.
Bondrewd: AGH! GODDAMN YOU!
Bondrewd pulls the cat off his helmet and pulls out a staff that looks almost exactly like Alastor's and summons some black tentacles which drag the cat down into a fiery pit.
Bondrewd: Finally! Now stay dead you piece of shit!
Y/N: What was all that about?
Bondrewd: Oh it's just an old rival of mine.
Suddenly Bondrewd starts being surrounded by a green energy.
Bondrewd: Oh! It seems I am back off to my story! G'DAY CUNTS!
Bondrewd suddenly disappears in a flash of green light leaving everyone standing around confused.
Angel: Damnit. I wanted to suck his dick.
Y/N: WHAT THE FU-
[MEANWHILE IN BONDREWD'S UNIVERSE]
With a flash of green light suddenly Bondrewd reappeared back in his office in Salem's castle.
Bondrewd: Well... That was an experience. Welp I've gotta blow off some steam!
Bondrewd walked into a room full of orphans with a man beating them.
Bondrewd: Jeremy! Your off duty! I've got some pent up aggression I need to release!
[END OF SHORT]

A/N: GO CHECK OUT THE STORY MAD SCIENTIST OF REMNANT BY HellHound2356!!! IT'S A REALLY GOOD STORY THAT FEATURES BONDREWD AS THE BEST MAIN CHARACTER EVER!
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