Falling For My Shoe Stealer // l.t.

I'm A Lonely Fucker

Chapter 15:

Jessica's POV:

It was pretty late in the afternoon when I woke up to banging on my front door. Not the knocking kind of banging, but more like 'I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE SO LET ME IN' kind of banging. After a long, hard day of cleaning my house I was just ready for a nap. Just kidding. I didn't clean my house. Silly people thinking I'm productive.

The knocking just got louder and louder until I finally managed to roll myself of my comfortable couch and stand up. Damn, who crapped in their cornflakes. I huffed to myself and lazily made my way towards the door.

I hummed a few random notes under my breath as I reached the door. My hand grabbed onto the metal doorknob and I yanked it open to peer outside.

The first people I noticed where the brats banging on my door. Just kidding, I love them to death. "Jazmyn! Jaxon!" I screamed flung open my arms. Both kids squealed and hopped into my embrace. "Aunt Jessica!" They shouted together.

I laughed and tickled their sides making them giggle loudly. Yes, they are Justin's younger siblings and technically my cousins, but they call me Aunt Jessica because I'm older. "Go to your normal rooms munchkins," I told the two as they ran off to the guest room they always slept in. As soon as they left I turned to face the rest of my visitors.

"Holy shit," I whisper-shouted and jumped into my cousin's open arms. "Jessica!" He exclaimed while hugging me tight and spinning me around. "Oh my God, Justin!" I shouted aloud this time since my language was safe for the children. My cousin just laughed and hugged me even tighter if possible.

I heard someone clear their throat behind him. "I feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind," she joked while quoting Katy Perry. I unattached myself from Justin and hugged onto his amazing girlfriend. "Selena!" I exclaimed. She shouted a few things back but I didn't hear. I could only hear the angels signing high in the sky, praising me with these wonderful people. Oh, the joy.

"Come in, Come in!" I ushered them inside while sounding like a Chinese woman who couldn't speak English. They laughed and I helped them pull their luggage inside (and when you're famous you have a lot). I glared at both of them making them laugh. "Yeah, just because you're famous doesn't mean you have to own every pair of Jimmy Choo's..." I said mainly directed to Selena who looked away innocently. We all know she loves those shoes.

"Hey! Just get us your best room," Justin said while turning his nose upwards. "Ooo. Someone's ego is showing," I joked. He looked at me a flashed a cocky smile. "Is it as sexy as the rest of me," he shot back and we all laughed. "Very," Selena answered sarcastically.

I helped the couple haul their luggage up the stairs to the guest room they would be sharing. Just to make sure, I gave them the one that sounds stayed inside. We never know what they could be up to.

One they settled in, we all gathered in my music room with coffees in hand. Except for Jazmyn and Jaxon. They were too energetic as it is. They ran around the room with pushing random buttons that controlled the lights, recording booth's door, and some sounds. They giggled every time something happened. Bless their little hearts.

Justin and Selena sat cuddled on the couch while I spun in the middle of the room on a spinney chair. They both laughed at me and I glared at them. Justin turned to Selena and placed a sweet lips on her lips making me frown. I'm a lonely fucker.

"So, spill," Selena instructed after recovering from her sweet surprise. See what I did there? "Spill what?" I asked confused even though I had a pretty good idea what she was talking about. "What has been going on with you lately?" Justin asked in a teenage girl voice. I rolled my eyes.

"Well, today it was really cloudy this morning and I thought it was going to rain, but-" I started to ramble, but Justin cut me off. Ugh, his rude irrelevant ass. "NO! I mean with you and One Direction!" he then proceeded to squeal making the little ones shout as well. Their screaming died down into giggles as they started drawing on a blank dry-erase board.

"Everything's good in the hood!" I told them. "Nothing... interesting?" Selena questioned me teasingly. I shook my head. "Nothing... stands out?" Justin tried and I blushed. I see what they're doing. "Stop," I whined and they both laughed. "Something is going on!" they exclaimed. I covered up my cheeks which were now a bright red color. Look at me! I'm flamboyant.

"So, which one are you dating?" Selena asked me. Justin tensed and stared at me expecting an answer. "Yeah, which one do I get to beat up?" he asked 'sweetly'. Selena elbowed him and he shrugged. Justin has always been overprotective, just like dad.

"None of them," I answered truthfully, but I couldn't help this panging feeling in my chest. Oh shit! I'm having a heart attack. I'm about to go into cardiac arrest. Fuck Little Mix for making that song.

"Mhmm," Selena muttered not believing me. I shrugged my shoulders innocently. "What?" I asked, a huge smile erupted onto my face. "Fine then. Which one do you like," she teased and I blushed again.  I couldn't help but think of a certain cheerful lad when she asked me this. "None," I lied obviously.

"Who is it?" Justin pressured. "NO ONE!" I shouted with a blush. Jazmyn ran from her flower drawing and hopped in my lap. "Justin says you're dating One Direction," she smiled innocently. My jaw dropped and I looked at him accusingly. "I'm not!" I exclaimed.

"Is it Liam?" Justin asked while standing up and walking up to me. "No! I'm pretty sure he has a girlfriend," I scolded him. He lifted his sister off my lap and placed her on the floor. He pulled  me off the chair and I fell on the floor The bastard then proceeded to sit on me.

"Is it Niall?" he asked teasingly while flattening me. The two children squealed and sat on me as well. "No!" I shouted while struggling under their weight. I looked up at Selena pleadingly who just laughed at me. "Harry?" Justin pestered. The little ones starting chanting 'Harry' while running around me like this was some sort of tribal dance.

"None of them!" I tried again, but still blushed a the thought of Louis kissing my forehead last night. "She blushed!" Selena shouted. I glared at her and covered up my face. "So it is Harry!" Justin exclaimed. My eyes widened. "Noooooooooo! No Harry!" I shouted and shook my head violently.

Don't get me wrong, Harry is really great and all, but I don't like him like that. "What about Louis?" Justin said while pressing me harder into the ground. Ugh, how do you teenagers find him adorable. I wheezed and managed out a small 'no'. 

"All right. Justin, get off her before you kill her," Selena instructed. He sighed and finally rolled off me. "Halleluyer!" I shouted towards the ceiling in a Madea voice. "Plus, I know which one she likes," Selena smirked. I gaped at her.

"You wouldn't," I said unsure, "I would," she back fired.

"I shot off the group and tackled her off the couch. "JESSICA LIKES LOUIS!" she shouted. "SHUT UP!" I scolded her while trying to cover up her mouth. "Jessica likes Louis!" Justin chimed in a tugged me off his girlfriend's back. I tackled him to the floor this time, and Selena piled on my back. "JESSICA LIKES LOUIS!" they chimed in together making my cheeks burn red.

"Jessica likes Louis!" Jazmyn and Jaxon started chanting. "Make it stop!" I whined aloud. "We'll stop, but tomorrow we have a surprise for you," Justin told me. I turned to face him. "What surprise?" I questioned him. "You'll have to wait and see!" he teased before grabbing Selena and running out the room. The children ran after them leaving me alone on the floor. "UGH! I groaned aloud. You can't leave a girl hanging.

"THE REST OF THE FAMILY'S COMING OVER TOO!" Justin shouted from wherever he was. My eyes widened and jaw dropped. Oh shit. I scrambled up and out the room. Time to really clean this house.