flirty stream 2

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hi

ur hungry, starving even: here's ur food.

also technically not a stream but like yuh.

lemon/fluff

yah


*ੈ✩‧₊Wilbur POV *ੈ✩‧₊

"Wilburrrr, tell me what you're gonna do!" I wanted to tell Schlatt, but for the secret, I won't.

"Ah, Schlatt I'll tell you now!" Switch-up? No, just a fake-out. "Wait, seriously? I mean, I knew you'd give in." I slightly grinned, "Well, I'm gonna- oh no I gotta go, whoops." "Wait, you have another seco-" I quickly clicked the 'end call' and started bursting out in laughter. He began spamming me to tell him, but I just said I can't.

*ੈ✩‧₊Timeskip, by yo mama*ੈ✩‧₊

This Timeskip is when me and Schlatt are meeting, but he doesn't know that. I said we would meet in the next few months, but it's gonna be a friendly meeting, not a 'making those lies, into truths.' How did I know about the Timeskip? Oh, this is conscious Wilbur, we talked about this though. *Stares through the screen* Anyway, no more fourth-wall destruction for a little.

AHEM, he was still spamming me, as I teased again. He kept calling me, so I picked up. "Schlattttt; what do you want." I said in a deep voice, but whiny tone. "To tell me what the secret is!" I rolled my eyes, but I was seriously tired, "If it's about that, I'm tired so ask me later. Off topic, where do you live? I wanted to meet in two months, so it's better to know eh?" I waited patiently, as I had to know since tomorrow we would meet, but he didn't know that. "Oh, yeah I'll text you it. Anyway, bye!"

He was the one saying bye? I thought he was trying to find out what my secret was, well, it works anyway, but why am I upset? Wait, no, I'm not upset.


*ੈ✩‧₊Timeskip, again.*ੈ✩‧₊ (🤨📸, I see you)

And finally, it's today, for the meetup! I quickly grabbed my stuff, and raced out the door. And yes, I had my keys and locked the doors. "Today is the day I meet my online best friend, wait why am I saying this out loud? You know what, eh." 

I started driving, and it felt like forever! I guess excitement wears down, I did have to edit a video, and I'm not causing 9/11 but on a different date because I'm using wifi on an airplane. 

*ੈ✩‧₊Timeskip, not big timeskip.*ੈ✩‧₊

I think my luck is awful, in the oddest ways ever. I'm tired, have to edit a video, have jet-lag, and I'm just downright upset! But, I'm not complaining to y- oh right, no fourth-wall breaks. Anyways, today mightn't been the best day to meet Schlatt since I was already in a shitty mood, just excitement making it better. 

I knew a few people living near Schlatt, so I could get there quickly. "I'm not so sure about this anymore, I feel like shit, I look like shit, I don't even know what we can do." I started to whisper to myself while I walked there. When I finally arrived, I quickly knocked on the door in order to finally sleep, even if I sleep on the couch. Wait, I can scare him, hah. I quickly moved to the side, and hid. "Hello? Anyone there?"

 He walked out, and I sprung out. "Boo." "AHHHHH!" My ears started to hurt, "WILBUR, ITS YOU?" I was incredibly pissed, "Yeah." I said in a sarcastic tone, "Why so early, and I'm SO EXCITED!" I just wanted to sleep, "Cool." He looked at me while smiling, "You barely have anything, but come in." I quickly ran in, noticing it was a small apartment, I didn't care though, all I wanted was sleep.

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