Ranboo continued to comfort me and try to calm me down. After a bit my breathing got better and I wasn't sobbing as much. It felt like it was going on for forever but in reality it was around thirty minutes. The whole time we were sat on his bed while he held me in his arm. A couple times I even played with his hair. Oh when I tell you it was so fluffy and soft I mean it. Like I mean it. He was now sitting in his unicorn gaming chair while I sat on an extra chair beside him. We were planning on streaming for a bit. He clicked the 'GO LIVE' button. He had his mask and glasses on because we were doing a facecam stream.
"Welcome back everyone today we are doing a regular chatting stream with a special guest! Now we will have to respect them and some or most of you may know of them. They had their seventeenth birthday not so long ago and got their tattoo. Now that does not mean that we are dating chat!" He spoke to his viewers. "Unless..?" I say still outside the carmera frame. "I-I.. what-wait huh? W-what?" His stuttering was just adorable. "Anyway on with the stream" I said standing up and moving behind Ranboo. I wrapped my arms around his neck as my chin rested on his head.
"How are we chat? How are we today because I'm shit" "Oh my god Y/N this is like the thirteenth time I heard you swear!" "Wait what I swore?" I said actually surprised. I didn't even realize. "Ok so I see that Tommy is getting to you" he said nudging my arm a bit. A bit too hard.
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He pushed me too hard and I fell over. We were both laughing because he did the lightest push ever and I'm on the ground. I then remembered something.
"Hey Ranboo?" "Yes Espeon?" "Are you allowed pets in this house even for like an hour?" "Oh yeah it's fine why?" "Geode" "Oh crap where is she?" "In my car I'll get her in a sec be right back!" I leave the room I walk down the stairs. I pass Sarah, Ranboo's mom in the living room. I wave and smile as I exit the house speeding to the car. I get there and Geo is sleeping peacefully in the backseat. I gently get her out and make my way back. I slowly step up the stairs careful with the cat. I'm approaching the door and I hear Ranboo saying something.
"-No you will not ever say that again so say your last words before I ban you!" Huh I wonder what was going on. "Who are you going to ban boo?" I say walking in and closing the door behind me. "Oh hello Y/N and it doesn't matter anyway" "Ok then chat who was he banning?" "What that's not fair!" I was over and out Geo in his lap. "Now is it fair?" "Hmm yeah sure it will do" he said as he started to pet her. I look over to chat to see them spamming a username called 'AmazingRanbooSimp'. Ok I can work with that. I pull out my phone and typed in their username into my little tracking app. That I made myself might I add. I scrolled for a little before finding my answers.
"Heh Ranboo could you believe it?" I said looking up at him. He stopped talking to chat and turned to me. "What is it kitty?" "You know 'AmazingRanbooSimp' right, right?" "Ugh yes the person that I banned, what about them?" "So did you know that a sixty year old guy named Jared simps for you?" "Wait what ?" " Ok ask me for their security number and I will give it to you" I said looking him dead in the eyes. "You have his private information?" "Yeah come here I don't wanna show chat since that is doxxing" he rolls over to me and I show him the phone. "How the hell did you get all this?!" "From a little app I made all by myself!" I said sounding proud. "Wait so your telling me you made an app that you use to track people and get all their information?" "Yup bit the app is only for me and it's not on the app store I promise" I said chuckling a little at the end. "Oh god how any things am I still yet to learn about you?" "Hmm let's see how I broke two bones, how I burnt cereal, how I don't know, set a classroom on fire?" "The more you know I guess I would like to know how the hell did you burn cereal?" "Yes that story is funny and I even have a picture that I took!" I pull out my phone and go to my camera roll. I find the photo and show it to him.
"Oh lord how did you manage that?" "I'll tell you but I need to post this first!" "Alright" he said with a sigh at the end.
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Ok so something might have happened that I TOTALLY did not do! Stay safe kids :)
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User:Wait what?
User:I don't even wanna know what happened at this point.
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"Ok the story what happened is I was like half asleep during this whole thing right. I woke up and I just craved cereal so I went to the kitchen and got a bowl, milk and cereal. What could go wrong? I pour the cereal in and then as I'm about to pour the milk the door bell rings. I don't pour any milk so they don't get soggy right? I open the door and there stands.... A honking post man so I take the letter he has for me and I go back to my cereal like any other person would do right? I enter the kitchen and it's there on the counter just on fire and I don't even know what happened. Like children you turn away for one second and they lose a finger or something" I explained.
"Well that's very interesting"
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What Lu has to say today:
This took me like forever to think of and I literally have no idea. I'm sorry if this took long:( but for future readers you don't need to worry :) BC it will probably be a completed story by the time this gets at least 100 reads lol <33 Love you all tho;)
