Soulmate Streamers / Ranboo x fem!reader

17. Remove the 'old'

Incoming call from
Mr.Boo <33
{[Answer]} {Decline}

"Hello?"
"How do you not know who Jesus is?"
"I don't know! I've never heard of him before you mentioned it!"
"Oh god ok so do you want me to tell you the life of Jesus?"
"Uhh sure why not?"
"So it all starts out with a woman named Mary, also known as holy Mary, virgin Mary or even mother of god"
"Jesus is a god?"
"Uhh no but anyway she never ever sinned before and God wanted a child, so what he did was send an angel to mary and told her she was now pregnant ok?"
"So he impregnated her without permission or asking consent?"
"Uhh I guess ok moving on to when she was giving birth, she had to go house to house until she found a guy that had a barn she can give birth inside. She did and named the child Jesus Christ just like the angel told her"

"And what if she didn't call him Jesus?"
"Well I don't know what would happen but Jesus was known for his help and miracles"
"What miracles?"
"Uhh like he gave a blind man his sight back"
"And how did he do that? Pray to God?"
"...."
"You're kidding right?"
"There was another time where he walked on water"
"Hmm alright there was this one time I heard that Jesus multiplied food? Is that right?"
"Well yes because he had one fish and loaf of bread but he had to feed a whole village so yeah I guess he multiplied food"
"Oh lord ok so I just want to point something out. I'm the type of person to be like oo mythology, Greek gods cool but I don't know too much about them so I should probably go to the library to find a book but back to the topic. I have a question. Is god's name just god? Like we have Hercules the god of the underworld then we have Aphrodite the goddess of beauty but then we have god. What is God the god of?"

"Uhh well god is considered the god of creation"
"Hm alright oh my Geo this reminds me of his one time I was watching, Heartstopper, in my living room and there was this one scene where two guys were about to kiss but then there was a knock on my door so I pause the TV and I was all like oo I will save this for later after I see who it is. So I stand up for over and open the door and do you know who I see?"
"Who do you see?"
"A honking nun, a nun is at my door and starts talking all like 'do you have time to talk about our lord and Christ' and I was standing there looking at this wrinkly lady and she looks behind me and sees the guys on the TV. Then she starts talking again and she's all like ' did you know that being homosexual is a sin?' "

"Wait what?"
"Yeah and then she continues to try and tell me how their church 'helps people like me' and tries telling me Bible stories. And when I tell you she had a thick Bible she had a thick Bible it was like three inches thick I swear to Geo."
"Oh god when did this happen?"
"Like three to four months ago oh and on this topic of like, liking people I only had one crush like ever!"
"Oo really?"
"Yeah but he was only in my class for like a year. After he left I was quite sad for like one and a half weeks. I'm not going to say his name but he was like a funny guy and oh god when I tell you he was funny he was! And all this was in sixth class or otherwise known as year seven"
"Wait I have a question, what was your teacher's name at the time?"

"Oh her name was Mrs. Jenny! Why do you ask?"
"... I think I was in your class"
"Wait what? You don't remind me of- oh crap... Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap does your name start with an M which is not Michael?"
"....yup"
"Oh lord, I went to school with the infamous Ranboo live! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god oh no"
"What?"
"I just called my old crush funny!"
"And what about it I like compliments?"
"Heh you see uhh you know what I'll tell you off stream! Wait how long have I been streaming anyway? Oh Geo I've been streaming for three hours!"
"And is that a problem?"
"Well kinda I actually want my viewers to sleep so I think I should end the stream here! Thank you all for joining in and all the donations but make sure to sleep, eat and stay hydrated! BYE LOVES!!"

I ended the stream and stayed on call with boo for a bit. He then asked a question I was dreading.

"Kitty earlier you said that you were going to tell me something?"
"OHH YEAHH haha so you know how I said ' I just called my old crush funny' right?"
"Yes what about it? I'm so confused?"
"Heh so umm I can't believe I'm telling you this so remove the 'old' from what I said" there were a few moments of silence and then I heard Ranboo mumble something.
"What- ohhhhhhh I get it now you were saying I'm still your crush ah ok!" I sat with my face in my hands trying to hide my blush. This was the first time I've ever comforted a crush well my only crush. There was more silence before Ranboo spoke up once again.

"Wait a second, what I'm getting from this is that you as in Espeon have a crush on me as in Ranboo"
" Yes" I mumbled quietly.
" Ok I'll be right back in like hmm fifteen minutes?"
"Ok do what you need"
"Oki see you soon"
"See you- wait what?"

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