Helena | Loki's Daughter |

Lisa's diner

"It's cute" I said. Steve walked out of the kitchen and looked at me like I was crazy.

"It's small" He said and picked up the book that was laying on the table.

"See it as a small vacation home" I laughed and walked the two steps to the living room. It had a TV in it and I was dying to turn it on. I mean I've never got to choose the channel we're watching since the only TV's in S.H.I.E.L.D. are for the news and everything. I pressed the on button and waited. The TV turned on and was on the news channel. They were talking about some bird disease that was found in a chicken farm and the possible consequences of it.

"Helena!" Steve shouted. I looked up surprised.

"What?" I asked. He chuckled and sat down on the couch.

"I called your name three times" He said and leaned his head back and closed his eyes.

You know what I don't get about men? How they sit down. They always have their legs so far apart that they're about to rip their pants. Is it like a guy thing because all the guys do it or like a penis thing? Okay I just totally stared at his penis for the last 5 seconds straight. Fuck, what do I do? Just act normal.

"Steve?" I asked innocently.

"Hmm?" He answered with his eyes still closed.

"Why do guys sit like that?" I asked and tapped his leg "Is it like a penis thing?" He opened his eyes and looked at me funnily.

"Yes Helena, It's a penis thing" He answered and chuckled.

Well now I still don't know because that didn't sound sincere.

I sighed and sat down in the chair that was facing the TV. I flipped through the channels and stopped at one that said MTV. It was playing a video with half naked women and a weird song on the background.

"What is that?" Steve asked confused.

"I have no idea" I answered and changed channel. It was now on one that said TLC. Some show about weddings was on which caught my eye. I mean there aren't many girly girls in S.H.I.E.L.D. so maybe if I watch this I'll actually want to get married or something.

"Please but something else on" Steve begged "This is for girls"

"I am a girl and I want to watch it" I said and leaned back in the chair. Steve sighed and watched it with me.

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After the program was done another one came about babies, now like you probably know I am not the most girly girl. I mean you know what happened after I wore a dress for the first time. But if there's one thing that does bind me together with a lot of girly girls is that I think babies are one of the cutest things ever.

"Hey Helena?" Steve asked from the kitchen. "We may have a problem"

"What?" I asked and looked out the small window. The house was in the middle of the forest and it was already getting late so I could only see a few trees and darkness.

"There isn't any food" He said and peeked around the corner.

"Well be a man and go hunting" I joked "Or we could call for pizza"

"We are in the middle of the forest. No pizzeria will deliver here" He answered and rolled his eyes. "Hold on" He opened the door and walked out. I grabbed a blanket that was laying over a chair and pulled it over my shoulders. I still had the weird hospital clothes on which were very thin and therefore I was very cold.

"Get dressed I have an idea" Steve said as he walked in. I nodded and walked to the bedroom. There was only one, which I would mind if I was staying here with anyone but Steve. I mean we're best friends and he has slept in my bed before.