(Violence and bl0d, trigger warning.)
??? POV.
I sighed and counted all the yen I've got from selling my right eye, one of my kidneys, and I think my nuts?
Hmm, I'm still in debt. Rich or not, these damned devils are adding up to my bankruptcy.
I was walking down the street, a car pulling up to me.
Man: Heehee! Hey! You! For 100¥, eat this cigarette!
Me: What!? For real! Okay, don't mind if I do!
I willingly dumped the cigarette into my mouth and gulped.
Man: Hahahaha! Here, enjoy it while you can!
The man drives off and throws 100¥ out as he promised.
Me: Bleck.
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At Home
Man, I'm in deep thought right now.
My dream? My dream is to hit up with a girl before I die...
I really want a girlfriend.
Pochita, my pet devil, was sleeping on my chest.
But suddenly, I felt a weird sensation in my mouth to vomit.
Ah yes, my kidneys.
I sat up straight, covering my mouth as it started to splat out.
Pochita: Woof! Woof!
Me: I'm fine, I heard before my mom passed, she spat out blood.
*Sigh*.
Me: I just want to live a normal life, Pochita. Imagine, you and I are sleeping next to each other and then my girl comes here and hand feeds me.
Me: Then, we all sleep together..
I squinted my eyes a little before letting out another sigh.
Me: It sounds good, right...
"Hey, Denji. You've got another devil to kill. Follow me."
Me: Yes, coming!
Pochita: Woof!
Me: And I'm not allowed dream, now...?
We drove for a while, and finally landed.
Man: Okay, this is where they are. Execute them and get the money as usual.
Me: Yes sir...
I walked in. Looked like a storage room of some sort. It was really big though!
Me: Hey, are you sure there's any devils here? I mean, they might be already left.

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'Intelligence' [Chainsaw Man x Male Ranpo Reader]
FanfictionA boy, who's incredibly in debt, will do anything for a normal life. His dream is to get a girlfriend, but it doesn't seem all too easy. On his way as a Devil Hunter, he meets a mysterious man who goes by the name, "Ranpo."