Chapter I (1.)

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(Violence and bl0d, trigger warning.)

??? POV.

I sighed and counted all the yen I've got from selling my right eye, one of my kidneys, and I think my nuts?

Hmm, I'm still in debt. Rich or not, these damned devils are adding up to my bankruptcy.

I was walking down the street, a car pulling up to me.

Man: Heehee! Hey! You! For 100¥, eat this cigarette!

Me: What!? For real! Okay, don't mind if I do!

I willingly dumped the cigarette into my mouth and gulped.

Man: Hahahaha! Here, enjoy it while you can!

The man drives off and throws 100¥ out as he promised.

Me: Bleck.

Me: Bleck

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At Home

Man, I'm in deep thought right now.

My dream? My dream is to hit up with a girl before I die...

I really want a girlfriend.

Pochita, my pet devil, was sleeping on my chest.

But suddenly, I felt a weird sensation in my mouth to vomit.

Ah yes, my kidneys.

I sat up straight, covering my mouth as it started to splat out.

Pochita: Woof! Woof!

Me: I'm fine, I heard before my mom passed, she spat out blood.

*Sigh*.

Me: I just want to live a normal life, Pochita. Imagine, you and I are sleeping next to each other and then my girl comes here and hand feeds me.

Me: Then, we all sleep together..

I squinted my eyes a little before letting out another sigh.

Me: It sounds good, right...

"Hey, Denji. You've got another devil to kill. Follow me."

Me: Yes, coming!

Pochita: Woof!

Me: And I'm not allowed dream, now...?

We drove for a while, and finally landed.

Man: Okay, this is where they are. Execute them and get the money as usual.

Me: Yes sir...

I walked in. Looked like a storage room of some sort. It was really big though!

Me: Hey, are you sure there's any devils here? I mean, they might be already left.

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