A boy, who's incredibly in debt, will do anything for a normal life. His dream is to get a girlfriend, but it doesn't seem all too easy. On his way as a Devil Hunter, he meets a mysterious man who goes by the name, "Ranpo."
Heavy breaths were heard from two poor people, as they lay low on the ground.
Denji: Damn it...This is so friggin' unfair...Power, how many times have we died?
Power: Dunno. Least 20? I lost count.
They turned to a certain detective who looked like he was on some sort of vacation, with his very own chair..
Power: Why does he get to laze around?
Ranpo: That's because I'm human, human! He's trained humans, but he's indebted to me.
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The two idiots had a scowl on their face, mixed with the expression of jealousy.
Suddenly, a car drove in from the road. It was looking as fancy as ever, and even had someone open the door for...No one?
Driver: Edogawa sir! Makima-san and Kishibe-san suggested that you head home now.
. . . . . •...SILENCE...•
Denji/Power: ....HUH!?
The car drove off with Ranpo inside, hearing a faint and muffled, "Bye-bye!" In English.
--- Timeskip.
Apparently, Denji and Power had set up a trap for Kishibe in hopes to finally get rid of him. Unfortunately for them, he out-predicted them and beated the two.
Kishibe: That was your best shot. Is that all?
*SHING*
The yellow haired trainer had wide eyes, looking at what he had just caught.
It was a sickle.
Kishibe: Edogawa...? Hm. You're bored again, aren't you? Plus, these things are easy to...catch...
"Edogawa wouldn't just throw something at me out of the blue without a plan."
A mischievous voice was heard laughing familiarly right behind Kishibe, as he leans down to whisper right behind his ear.
Ranpo: I win!
Kishibe: No, you ha-
His eyes widened once again, looking at all the sharp objects that were bound to stab him in the left eye, brain, his heart, lungs and his right hand.
That adds up with Ranpo who's threateningly yet innocently holding up his own hand up Kishibe's neck.
Kishibe: Hah, you're really always ahead of me. When did you set these up?
Ranpo: Eh, a few minutes before you arrived. But, where's the payment...
"Right, here."
The tall blondie digs his pocket to find candy, then passes it to Ranpo.
Kishibe: You didn't come all this way to beat me for candy, did you?
Ranpo: Of course not!
. . . . (I made this chapter in less than 10 minutes and I forgot what happened next, so bear with me)
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