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Playful banter

Error looked at the painting skeleton who just sat around, "You look bored." He stated simply, "Is.. something up?"
Ink looked from the countertop to Error, who was now his eye to eye in height. "Oh uh, the sky?? I'm always bored." Ink stuck out his rainbow tongue a little and scratched the back of his head.
Error shrugged and looked towards where Mischief was decorating the cake. "Do you know how to do those little spiral things?" The glitchy skeleton did a swirl motion with a finger at Mischief to help get his point across. Mischief put a finger on his cheek like an anime girl, "I think? I've seen someone do them before so I can try." Mischief spoke, his smile evident in his voice as he thought about it, tapping his foot a bit before going back to it and slowly making some little spirals things.
"They aren't the best but they are something~" Mischief spoke happily as he displayed his work to Error by putting his hands into a jazz hand motion at the cake.
"Brilliant." Error said smiling. "Should we eat it now or save it till later?" Error heard Ink hop down from the counter, walking up beside him.
"I would prefer now, it looks delicious!" Ink smiled as he looked at it, stars for eye lights.
"Do you have plates here?" Error asked whilst looking through the cupboards "Or should we just all grab forks and have at it?"

Ink nodded in response. "We have plates and forks and such, when I make something with broomy, he makes whatever I think of when it comes to a basic kitchen." Ink explained as he opened a drawer, grabbing some forks and a knife. "The plates are up there." Ink spoke as he pointed with a fork to a cupboard.
"Thanks " Error replied as he nodded, reaching for the cupboard . He failed, then proceeded to climb onto the counter and then stand up to open  the cupboard and grab 3 plates. He jumped down simply. "Simple." He spoke triumphantly like he had just defeated great enemy.
Mischief looked down at him, being five feet tall. "I keep forgetting how short you two are." Mischief laughed a bit as he took the knife from Ink and started cutting the cake into equal sections.
Error pointed at him and sneered. "Don't even mention it-" He spoke out each word slowly as he narrowed his eyes at the other.
Mischief put hands up, "Alright alright, Mr kitten." Mischief laughed at his own nickname for the other.
"Stop it- NO-" Error said groaning as he put his hand to the bridge of his nose. "Never call me that ever again." He grumbled in his frustration.
Mischief stayed quiet for a few seconds before looking into Error's eyes "... Grumpy cat's long lost cousin." Mischief held back laughter as he finished slicing the cake.
"WHY??" Error exclaimed, groaning and raising his hands in the air in defeat,

"I am not a cat and am not that grumpy."
Mischief put the knife down on a towel and leaned on the counter, putting his hand on his chin "Oh really, grumps? Then why are you yelling and screaming like a grumpy child?" Mischief asked calmly, though it was easy to tell he would be smiling if he had a real smile.
Ink smiled as he saw his chance, "Awwwwww, you're cute when you're grumpy!" Ink exclaimed, one of his eyes a red target, and the other a pink heart as he placed his hands behind his own back.
Error froze and his eyes fogged up with error signs, effectively blinding him. "#*$,#&×>×#[$" was the only thing that came out of him as he stood there, completely frozen.
Mischief chuckled "He didn't need any sugar to have a sugar crash did he?" Mischief looked at Ink with a slight laugh.
"Heh, Yep! He's like that sometimes." Ink said as he waved his hand in front of Error's face. "Helloooooo? Mr. grumpy face?" Ink teased as he walked in front of Error, "Boop!" Ink booped Error's nose hole and went to get a slice of cake, a hop in his step.

Error felt a shiver run through his body before he froze up again. A reboot sign appeared above his head and it was slowly reaching 100% Like an old computer as dial up sounds left him.
Mischief snickered as he went to help the three foot tall skeleton, letting Error do his thing.
Error quickly rebooted and sighed, rubbing his head, "What's happening?" He asked slowly, his face looked fearful for a moment and almost scared as he looked around.
"I called you grumpy and you died for a sec." Mischief laughed a bit at the premise but held back his teasing. "And there ya go, ink! Enjoy the positivity~" Mischief smiled as he placed the slice of cake on ink's plate, "You want one?" Mischief asked error curiously, pointing a butter knife to him.
Ink walked off and jumped onto the counter to sit down, he waited for the others to get their food before he could eat.
"Sure." Error replied simply, he had gotten used to forgetting things. Especially around ink which was slightly odd, but he brushed it off.
Mischief looked at Error and tilted his head, "Do you need that cut for you, or are you tall enough to do it yourself?" Mischief teased once more, Ink was absolutely right, Error is the funniest thing when mad.
"What-? I'm not that short-" Error spoke, he had obviously forgotten the previous joke, "I am five feet tall thank you very much." He crossed his arms simply, narrowing his eyes at Mischief.
Mischief held back more laughter, actively leaning over the counter, 'honey- child- w h a t-' he thought as he got up onto the counter, recomposing himself.
"Alright- alright-, you can get your slice." Mischief wheezed a little after his words and went to sit by Ink on the countertop.
"Why are you laughing-?" Error asked, raising an imaginary brow, but proceeding to grab a piece of  cake and sit on the floor by the counter, leaning against it simply.
Mischief kicked his feet simply, "No reason..." Mischief looked away and whistled innocently.