so i got home and me mom wuz smokin a cigaret an she yeled at me for not doing any chors in da hous so i ran up to me room and startd crying. im not evr gonna b good enuf 4 any1! evr! aftr i wuz dun crying i got my ifone with a $100 cover becuz im rich and stuff, and decided to coll one of da boyz becuz they obviously love me! who duznt!? i called harry becuz he was the hotest
"hello?" he anserred wen i piked up. his voice sownds hawt.
"hay curly;)" i replied.
"im glad u called! wanna come and hang at my place?;)" oh gosh he was turning me on!
"sure thing, babe ;)" i said b4 i hung up. he txtd me hiz adress and i walked over to his house.
i made sure my top was low and my shorts were high b4 i nokked on the door. he opened it rite away and i walked in.
"welcome to my house. want anything to drink or eat?" he asked.
"im good, wanna watch sum tv?" i said
"sure" we went 2 the living room and sat on da cowch. he scooted close and put hiz arm ovr me and we snuggled close.
"u are so pretty and smart and funny! i love you!" he told me. he was the best guy in da world!
"awww, babe! i luv u 2!" that is wen he kissed me! we made out for an owr b4 i got tired and went hom.
wen i got der, i saw a note on da counter
"dear helvitica,
i am going 2 b gon 4 2 months so u can do whatevr u want and stuff.
and btw, im getting married 2 a biker i met at da bar
-mom xoxo"
anything i want..hmmm.....
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Soooo, that was fun! Dani was right! It does relieve stress! It was so much fun writing this but I would never do this in my serious story. Ever. I hope you find this as amusing as I do! Have a wonderful day/morning/evening/night/afternoon/birthday/christmas/vacation! (lol I'm retarded!)
-Juls <3
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