so lyk i woke up at da hozpital and lyk der wuz a lot uv flowrz cuz im lyk luvd and stuff. but no1 luvz me at all cuz no1 got me a bran new car 4 my bday. :'( anywayz, i tryd 2 sit up but fell bak down cuz im lyk injurd and stuff.
"omg veti r u okay?!?!?! u got hit by a fudgin bus 4 cryin out lowd!" niall was crying of corse bcuz he wuz obvyusly woryd! i meen, he luvs me duh!
"its ok niall, i feel fine" its tru! i do feel fine! being hit by a bus isnt that bad!
"ok, lets go home" he sed. so we got up and left but rite outside the door, he took me and kissed me! omg i luv him sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!
"i luv you niall! i wood get hit by a bus everyday if i get kisses from u!" i yelld!
"i luv u 2 veti! ur so butiful and nice and pretty and smart and strong!" niall said. obvyusly he adores me! we kissed for a while b4 liam caym along. he stared and even tho i saw him, i keep on kissing niall bcuz he was an amazayn kisserer! but not as much as harry ;)
"omg veti! i thot wut we had wuz speshal!" he screamed! dat hurt my ears! then he grabbed niall and startd to punch him and kick him and stuff. so i just txt my frend sammi wile nurses try to tare them apart. they coodnt and i wuz gettin annoyd so i screemd and started to cry.
"o. m. f. g. Y do u guyz hav to fite all da tym! it makes me cry and dat ruins my maykup! i hayt u both!" i cryed and ran out of da hozpital. i ran as far as i cood until i got 2 tired and went 2 starbuks next door.
"1 carmel moka cofee plz" i sed 2 da guy. i lookd up 2 giv him da mony wen i saw dat it wuz zayn! "omg zayn! wat r u doin here?!" i didnt think u hav to actually work!"
"well i got bord sinc we dont leev 4 a mnth so i got a job" he shruged.
"well u look sexy in dat aprin ;)" i sed. then i winked cuz guyz find dat ireziztebel dont they?
"y dont u come on bak and ill show you da machines and stuff" so i went bak and zayn took me to the closet. we started making out and then he sed
"u look sexy i luv you"
so i said i luv you and we went all da way...........
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short, hoped you found it amusing :)
-Juls<3
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Liam's reaction to seeing Veti. >
I'm bored.
-Dani :)
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