SP Character One Shots

Group Chats CG,BDH,&WV

Mina💜: "Y/n you're in big trouble!"

You: "What! Why?! What did I do?"

Delia🖤: "What did she do now?"

Billie✨: Baby doll why are you always getting into trouble?"

You: "I'm not! I didn't do anything. 🥺"

Mina💜: "Did you tell Jeff and Mutt that pussy saves lives?"

You: "No!"

Billie✨: "🤣 "

Delia🖤: "🤭"

Mina💜: "Don't lie to me!"

You: "I didn't! Jeff asked how I managed to stay looking so young. I told him that I read eating pussy helps with that. They came to the conclusion that pussy saves lives!"

Delia🖤: "Where the hell did you read this?"

Billie✨: "I mean it's not wrong just look how good I look. 😚"

You: "😂😂"

Delia🖤: "🙄🙄"

Mina💜: " Either way now my bosses are congratulating me on my magical pussy that saves lives."

You: "It is pretty magical Mina. 😛💦"

Billie✨: " Amen."

Delia🖤: "They have a point love."

Mina💜: " Dear god I can't with you two. And Cordelia you're supposed to be on my side you know the side of adults!"

You: "Hey!"

Billie✨: "I'm on the side that saves lives."

Mina💜: " 🙄"

You: " Mina I'm sorry. We were just messing around I didn't think they would say anything to you.  But I mean I can't help that I'm surrounded by magical pussy. I mean Cordelia is literally a witch so..yeah ✨MAGICAL✨"

Billie✨: "🤣🤣"

Delia🖤: " Stop it! 😏"

Mina💜: " Children all of you! I swear!! "

Billie✨: " Hey Dee maybe you can give some of that magic to Mina to put her in a better mood."

Delia🖤: " Billie Dean! 😳"

You: "I'd be happy to give her my magic. 😏"

Mina💜: "Keep it up and you won't even see my magic for a while!"

You: "🥺"

Delia🖤: "Oh Mina don't be that way it's all in good fun."

Billie✨: "Don't worry babydoll you can have mine anytime. 😉"

You: "Thanks, Billie."

You: "Mina I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me. I really did read that. But I know I shouldn't have said that to Jeff and Mutt. I'm sorry."

Delia🖤: "See she apologized come on Mina."

Billie✨: " Venny don't be mean to that baby just because you have a stick up your ass."

You:" Mina.🥺"

Mina💜: " Fine! But no more conversations with Jeff and Mutt especially about that! Only you three need to know how magical it is and vice versa."

You: "Promise! No more talking about your magic pussy unless it's the four of us. But I will not stop talking about it because it's pretty damn good."

Billie✨:" 10/10."

Delia🖤:  "Definitely saved my life."

Mina💜: "Oh my god stop it! I have to get back to work. I love you three idiots."

Delia🖤: "We love you too. 😚😚"

You: " I love you baby hurry up with work so I can see you."

Billie✨: "Oh please you love it! Love you babies I'm going back to work see y'all tonight."

Mina💜: " Love you all. And y/n I'd be happy to give you some magic tonight. But you better be good the rest of the day."

You: " 😳 Yes ma'am."

Billie✨: " 😏💦😛"

Delia🖤: "🤣🤣"