Billie✨: " Hey! So what do you guys think about adding someone else into the mix?"You: " WHAT?"
Delia🖤: " What?!"
Mina💜: "Don't you think there are enough people in this relationship?
Billie✨: "Well if we get rid of your 23 different personalities there would only be four of us."
Mina💜: " Cute Howard, very cute."
You: "You want to add another person?"
Delia🖤: "Is this really a conversation we should be having over texts?"
Billie✨: " Sure it is. Come on babydoll sharing is caring."
You: " I don't want to share. 🥺"
Mina💜: " I share enough."
Delia🖤: " Billie I really feel that if this is something you want we should talk about it in person. Obviously, everyone here has feelings and they're all valid."
Billie✨: " Maybe Misty is available.... Or that girl Mallory she's a cutie."
You: " 😡"
Mina💜: " God no I can't stand either one of them."
You: " Mina!!"
Mina💜: " What I can't they're both so annoying."
Delia🖤: " Can we not involve the coven in this please?"
You: " Ummm...hello. I thought we weren't involving anyone else."
Mina💜: " We aren't. I'm just saying if we were...no to them."
Delia🖤: " 🙄 Again this is a face-to-face conversation."
Billie✨: " Or Maddison. You know she's such a bitch but I bet she's wild in the bedroom."
You: " 😦"
Delia🖤: " BILLIE DEAN!!!"
Mina💜: " Do you have a death wish or something?"
Billie✨: " APRIL FOOLS!!!!"
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.......You:" What?"
Mina💜: " It's September."
Delia🖤: " Billie Dean!"
Billie✨: "So... It's never too late for a good April Fools joke."
Delia🖤: " Billie that was not nice."
Billie✨: " 😂😂"
You: " That wasn't funny Billie you were about to be talking to the dead on the other side."
Mina💜: " I second that."
Billie✨: " Oh come on babydoll you know I'd never replace you. Dealing with the three of you is enough."
You:" 🖕🏼"
Mina💜: " 🖕🏼 times 2."
Delia🖤: " 🖕🏼 times 3"
Billie✨: " Aww I'm sorry it was just a joke."
Mina💜: " Jokes are usually funny."
Billie✨: " I thought it was..."
Delia🖤: " Well you're the only one."
Mina💜: "You're grounded."
Billie✨: "What?! Grounded? You can't ground me."
Mina💜: " Just did. We will discuss the terms when we get home."
Delia🖤: " sounds good to me. 😂😘"
Billie✨: " What! No! That's not fair. 🥺 y/n help me!!"
You: " Call Misty maybe she'll help."
Billie✨: " IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE!
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...........Billie✨: " Hello??"
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........Billie✨: " Hello???"
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Billie✨: "Ugh!"
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