You: "Okay I'm bored as fuck here! Sooo let's play Smash or Pass!"Billie✨: " Yes I love this game!"
Delia🖤: " Y/n you shouldn't talk about women this way. I mean come on guys."
Billie✨: " Relax Delia it's just a game."
Mina💜: " What the hell is Smash or Pass?"
You: " It's a game. I say a person's name and you say smash or pass. Pass you wouldn't have sex with them or smash you would. "
Billie✨: " It's pretty self-explanatory Vennie. 🙄"
Mina💜: " Bite me, Howard! I don't have time for games I have to work unlike some of you."
Delia🖤: " Yeah because working with girls ages 7-26 isn't a job. Oh, and they have powers!"
Billie✨: " I literally talk to dead people!"
You: "She's talking about me. It's me!🙋♀️"
Delia🖤: "Don't be rude to her Mina she has her studies!"
Billie✨: " Yeah Vennie Relax. Say a name y/n."
You: " Lana Parrilla."
Billie✨: " SMASHH!"
Delia🖤: " Smash"
Mina💜: " Pass."
You: "What?! Mina pass?"
Mina💜: " If you insist I play this game don't question my choices."
You: " Fine. Mariska Hargitay."
Billie✨: " Oh Smash for sure!"
Delia🖤: " Smash. I love her on SVU."
Mina💜: " Pass."
You: " Cate Blanchett."
Billie✨: " Pass. Not my type."
Delia🖤: "Smash."
Mina💜: " Pass."
Billie✨: " Oh my god Vennie are you going to pass on everyone?!"
Delia🖤: " Yeah you're not even playing."
Mina💜: " Well I'm sorry I don't find any of these women attractive and I certainly wouldn't smash them as you put it."
Billie✨: " There has to be someone you would smash."
Mina💜: " Nope."
Delia🖤: "Jesus. Say a name y/n."
You: " Billie Dean Howard."
Billie✨: " 👀"
Delia🖤: " Smash. 😉"
You: " Smash. 😏"
Mina💜: " Now that isn't fair you guys said celebrities."
You: " Cordelia Goode."
Billie✨: " Smash. 😛😘"
You: "Smash. 😏"
Delia: " ☺️"
Mina💜: " This isn't going to work because you said.."
You: " Me."
Billie✨: " SMASHHHH!"
Delia🖤: " Smash!!"
........
.......Delia🖤: " Mina?"
Mina💜: " Dammit smash!"
You: " Yes! Victory is mine!"
Mina💜: " Yeah because you cheated."
You: "No I didn't. We never said this game was only for celebrities and you said there wasn't a person you would say smash to. Which you did so I win! 🥳"
Mina💜: " Whatever. I have to get back to work."
You: "Wilhemina Venable. 😏"
Billie✨: " Smash! 😛💦"
Delia🖤: " Smash. 😘😉"
You: " Smash!! 🥵🥵"
Minq💜: " The three of you are idiots! But I love you. I will see you in an hour. Love you 😘😘😘."
Billie✨: " Love you."
Delia🖤:" 😘♥️"
You: " I love you!!!♥️"
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