RWBY react to Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Season 1

And They All Lived Happily Ever... Oh...

(I will be skipping most of the disclaimers)

The scene opens with Piccolo and Goku flying through the air to track down Raditz and save Gohan.

"It must be cool to ride a flying cloud," Ruby said, amazed.

Penny nodded, "Yes, I wanna ride one as well."

Goku: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?

Piccolo: What is it?

"Is now really the time?" Weiss asked, annoyed.

"Well, given these two are usually enemies before this point, I guess it is a rare time for them to talk and get to know each other," Oscar pointed out.

Goku: You're not human either, right?

"You're just noticing this now?" Mercury asked, annoyed.

 Weiss signed, "Is he really that big of a dunce?"

"It's his character." Ruby said, softy.

"Well his character needs to change!" Weiss retorted.

Piccolo: Yeah...

Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

"Wait, what?!" Everyone asked, surprised as they looked at Theo and Lucy.

Lucy turned paled, "Uh... Lucy will explain it later."

Lucy turned with wide eyes, "Excuse, me-"

"Anyway! Uh, back to the video." Theo said, quickly.

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are... Are you a Yoshi?

"A WHAT??!" Everyone was completely confused.

Piccolo: (looking annoyed at Goku and says sarcastically)...Yes, Goku. I'm a green f**king dinosaur!

Everyone seemed to have understood that as they calmed down."

Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

"WHAT??!??" Everyone was now completely taken back by this.

"What? In Atlas name. Are we watching??" Ironwood asked.

(Piccolo lets out an annoyed groan)

"I completely understand you, Piccolo," Qrow said, as he drink his flask.

[Intro plays]

We then come to Gohan crying which was getting on Raditz' nerves.

"Poor Gohan," Penny said, concerned

Raditz: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?!

"Hm let's see. You hurt his father, his friend included, kidnapped him and now you're scaring him even more by screaming at him," Weiss retorted, "Did I leave anything out?"

"He'll destroy the planet if his brother doesn't join him," Winter plainly added.

Weiss nodded, "Good. Just checking."

Raditz: (picking up Gohan and goes to his space pod) I'm going to put you in the time-out pod. (puts Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door)

"Well that's one way to put a child in time out," Jacques said surprised.

"But what if he's claustrophobic?" Ozpin asked, concerned for Gohan's well-being.

"Let's just hope that Goku and Piccolo will make it in time," Oobleck said.

Raditz: (thinking) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. (out loud) Now I can just sit back and...(scouter beeps)...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (he sighs looking to the sky)...Great

"Or they will beat you up," Jaune said.

"He's getting cocky," Cardin stated.

Pyrrha looked at him, "Like you used to be?"

Cardin just scoffed and looked away.

Raditz see Goku and Piccolo approaching fast

Goku: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus doing several spins and flips) Wheeeeee!