RWBY react to Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Season 1

The Punchline

The episode opens moments after Nappa's death by Vegeta.

Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!

"This is probably the happiest he's been." Weiss commented.

 "And that scares me." Ruby said to which the students agreed.

"Yeah but, I think it might haunt him." Ren said thinking.

Krillin: Re-Really?

Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.

Krillin: Awww.

"I mean, he wouldn't come down to earth for nothing." Oscar stated.

Goku: Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. I need the both of you to get as far away as....(Krillin is suddenly gone) Where'd Krillin go?

We then cut to see Krillin flying away and screaming

"Pussy." Yang mumbled.

"C'mon, Yang." Ruby retorted.

We come back to the battlefield with Goku placing his hand on Gohan

Goku: Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.

Gohan: Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?

Goku: Yes, Gohan. Tell her... ("Coming Undone" by Korn plays as the camera slightly zooms in on Goku's face) to put dinner on... ("Coming Undone" plays again with the camera zooming in on Goku's face) because I'm hungry. (plays a third time with the camera once again zooming in on Goku's face)

"You know I didn't expect anything less." Qrow said, rolling his eyes.

Opening Sequence

We come to Goku floating down to the battlefield

Vegeta: Alright, are you ready for this?

Goku: You bet I am! But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?

"Wait you want to change the battleground?" Ironwood asked, surprised

Vegeta: What's wrong with here?

Goku: I don't know. Something about it doesn't feel right.

Vegeta: Well, it is a little corpsy. (looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo)

"A little?? You've killed so many." Neptune pointed out.

We then come to King Kai's planet

Narrator: Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.

King Kai: (in his thoughts) So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. (out loud) Takin' all bets, guys! Takin' all bets!

"Honestly." Winter said, sighing in annoyance.

Bubbles: (subtitled) 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!

Bojack: (from inside King Kai's planet) Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!

Gregory: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!

King Kai: (makes a large hammer appear) You were saying?

Gregory: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Goku.

"Well that is one way to win an argument." Jaune said, surprised

"Oh yeah it is, hammer for the win!" Nora cheered