RWBY react to Dragon Ball Z Abridged - Season 1

No One Listens to The Magical Dragon

After the disclaimer we see a dark room with a swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr. Popo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaoutzu, and Yajirobe are seen walking forward

Ruby shivered a bit, "That's creepy."

Krillin: Um. Mr. Popo, are you sure this'll make us strong-

Mr. Popo: Pecking order.

Krillin: Sorry!

"Remember not to get on his bad side, Krillin." Weiss said.

Everyone save for Yajirobe who disappears arrives at the Pendulum Room and by a glowing red pentagram

"Where's the guy in the brown kimono?" Ren asked.

"Yajirobe in the original didn't take part in this in the original. It's not explained as he has a very minor role in the series." Lucy explained.

"Sheesh, it sucked to be him." Nora said.

Mr. Popo: Damn right you are. Now, stand in this circle here.

"Uh..." Oscar said, getting nervous.

Everyone stands on the magic circle

Tien: You mean, like this?

Mr. Popo: Yeah. Bye!

Krillin: Wait, what?!

The group on the circle then get teleported away

"What happened to them?" Summer asked, concerned.

"I have a feeling we're about to find out." Qrow said.

[Opening Sequence]

King Kai: Alright, today we will commence your training.

Goku: Woohoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?

King Kai: First, you must.......

Goku: Catch the monkey! (begins chasing Bubbles)

"Wait what?" Sun asked confused.

Blake shook her head, "That's not training, Goku."

"Actually Blake it is." Theo said.

"How is chasing a monkey training??" Glynda asked.

"Well, this was an actual training thing King Kai had Goku do. Plus, here it is just Goku being Goku." Lucy explained.

"Huh....interesting." Ozpin said, surprised by that.

King Kai: Actually, I was going to.......

Goku: (continues to chase Bubbles) Whee!

King Kai: Okay, have fun with that.

"Must be easy on him if Goku's distracted." Yang said as most of the students laughed at that.

We now come to the Z Fighters in a ruined city

Narrator: Meanwhile, in... somewhere...

Yamcha: Wow, this place is a wreck.

Tien: I know-- the desolation, the ruin, the horror.

Krillin: Where are we, New Orleans?

A record scratches as Yamcha and Tien look at him

"Really Krillin?" Nora said, deadpanned.

Tien: Krillin!

Krillin: What?

Tien: Too soon!

Chiaotzu: (looks around and spots a helmet) Huh?

Helmet: (quickly) You must construct additional pylons.

(Chiaotzu shrieks)

"Whoa!" Oscar exclaimed, surprised.

"A talking helmet?! Seriously?!" Cardin questioned.

"This is just freaking me out." Jaune stated.

Tien: Chiaotzu, get away from there.