The Punchline - Part 2

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(The episode opens up with Goku getting launched by Ōzaru Vegeta's attack)

Ōzaru Vegeta: What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary.

"Wait...he can talk in that form?!" Oscar said shocked

"Guess he has more control in that form as he is used to it." Blake said.

"More so that Gohan as he wasn't used to it." Sun added.

Goku: (thinking) Man, this is worse than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and... (out loud) Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.

"What is he talking about?" Winter asked.

"It's a jab reference to a live action movie called 'Dragon Ball Evolution' which the people really hated." Theo explained.

"I see." Winter said, understanding.

Ōzaru Vegeta: Now, Kakarot, to finish this!

Goku: (thinking) Oh man, what would Yamcha do? (flashback to Yamcha exploding)

"Not the right choice, Goku." Weiss said.

Goku: Um... um... What would Tien do?! (out loud) Wait, I know! (jumps in front of Ōzaru Vegeta)

"Poor Yamcha." Penny said, feeling a bit sorry.

"His biggest contribution is dying, and the first thing Goku thinks of when pondering what he'll do." Ironwood stated.

"Let's see what Tien inspired Goku to do." Ren said

Ōzaru Vegeta: Prepare to die, Kakarot!

Goku: Solar Flare! (blinds Ōzaru Vegeta and flies away)

Ōzaru Vegeta: AAAAH!!! My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked. AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!

"I don't think we needed to know that." Hazel said to which everyone agreed.

Goku: Alright, that should buy me some time, now let's see. Planet, give me your energy-- everything you can spare!

Ōzaru Vegeta: (in background) Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any sort of good death! You're going to die horribly, terribly, I'm going to eat your... (continues to speak in the background)

"Might want to hurry, Goku." Pyrrha said wondering how long that blindness will last on Vegeta

Goku: Oceans, forests, people of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them! (starts glowing)

Ōzaru Vegeta: (in background) I'm going to hammer you... (continues to speak in the background)

Goku: There, I think I have enough energy-- but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt...

The scene cuts to a large buck groaning and then collapses

Baby Deer: Daddy? Daddy?

The whole theater went quiet to what they witnessed. Yang hugged Ruby who was nearly on the verge of tears, while Ren and Jaune did the same with Nora and Pyrrha. Winter consoled Penny, who was nearly crying.

"Damn." Emerald said a little bit surprised.

"Yeah. Talk about dark." Mercury commented.

"I'm evil. But not that evil." Roman stated.

We then come back to the battlefield

Goku: (thinking) Alright, that should do it! All finished.

Ōzaru Vegeta: (regaining his eyesight) Finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!

Goku: Now, take this! Energy from the entire world! (Ōzaru Vegeta fires a mouth blast at Goku) Well, if that don't beat all... (gets hit with the blast, losing the energy for the Spirit Bomb) AAAAAAAAH! (gets knocked into a plateau and onto the ground)

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