Nappa's Best Day Ever

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"Nappa's Best Day Ever?" Ruby said, reading the title of the episode.

"From the looks of it, he's going to have a pretty good day." Oscar stated.

"Yeah, a pretty day that he's gonna annoy us." Qrow pointed out.

"C'mon, Qrow it can't be that bad."

At Kame House, Bulma, Master Roshi, Oolong and Puar are watching a telecast of Yamcha's death

Mr. Kent: And there you have it, folks. That man is dead. Very, very dead.

Weiss rolls her eyes, "We can see that, Captain Obvious."

Jimmy: Mr. Kent, if you had to come up with a word for how dead he is, what would it be?

Mr. Kent: "Cadaverific!"

"What does that word mean?" Ruby asked.

"It refers to a dead body, Ruby." Weiss answered.

"Oh."

Bulma: (breaks down crying in Master Roshi's chest) Yamcha! No! I was saving myself for him!

"Uh... didn't you complain about him cheating on you with another woman?" Blake questioned, confused.

"Not to mention you have Dragon Balls, that can revive people back from the dead." Sun pointed out.

"Not unless Vegeta and Nappa take them." Ciel reminded them.

Master Roshi: (...?) Bulls**t!

"I agree with you old man." Yang said, nodding.

[Opening Sequence]

We come to the battlefield where Krillin is struck with grief over Yamcha's death

Krillin: Yamcha! Yamcha! Yamcha was our friend... (turns to the Sayians) and you bastards killed him! Don't worry, Yamcha, I'll avenge you!

"Yeah, you got this Krillin!" Jaune cheered.

"Show them whose boss!" Nora cheered.

Piccolo: Oh right, you're going to avenge him? The five-year-old over here is stronger than you are!

Krillin: But I....

Piccolo: Face it, you're pretty much here as a meat shield.

"Hey, don't say that about Krillin!" Ruby said.

"That's right! He'll avenge his fallen friend!" Penny added, with determination.

Krillin looks to be getting very angry

Nappa: Ha! Look at him, Vegeta. He's like the Raditz of their group.

"That's got to be an insult to both Krillin and Raditz." Yang said.

Krillin: That's it! I can't take it anymore! (HUD from Final Fantasy VII appears at the bottom of the screen, selecting "Krillin" and "Limit") I can only be pushed so far!

Krillin: (Scatter Shot appears at the top of the screen) KRILLIN LIMIT BREEEEEAK!!!!

(Battle music from Final Fantasy VII plays as Krillin uses Scatter Shot to kill three Saibamen; Victory music from Final Fantasy VII plays after Krillin's rampage)

"Awesome!" Ruby shouted, jumping up and down.

"WOOHOO!" Nora cheered.

"Way to go Krillin!" Jaune cheered, smiling.

Pyrrha smiled, "See? I told you to have faith in him."

"They may have gotten rid of the Saibamen, but they still have to face the Saiyans." Ren told them.

"And that's gonna be a true battle." Oscar said.

Krillin: (while catching his breath) That was...for Yamcha.

Vegeta: Congratulations, you've just destroyed the equivalent of three Raditz.

Krillin: That's right! What now, you son of a bi.....

Vegeta: Nappa here is worth five Raditz.

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