Thorin: Gandalf, I've lost the hobbit.
Gandalf: Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror! HOW could you have possibly lost Bilbo!?
Thorin: In all fairness, he is very small.
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Thorin: Gandalf, I've lost the hobbit.
Gandalf: Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror! HOW could you have possibly lost Bilbo!?
Thorin: In all fairness, he is very small.