Túrin: All women… *draws sword* …are QUEENS!
Saeros: If she breathes-- *draws sword* --SHE'S A THOT!
Mablung, trying to break up the fight: I swear on every year of my immortality, I should nOT HAVE TO WATCH YOU TWO EVERY WAKING MOMENT--!
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Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes
HumorDude I have been reading and rereading SO MANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's lovely works and this stuff needs to be made, it just does. This may upload at least once a day, if I'm lucky. DISCLAIMER: This is for humor's sake alone, I make jokes all the time w...
