Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet trying not to cry
When along came a spider that sat down beside her asking, "Dear, why the puffy red eyes?"
Well Miss Muffet explained she was going insane and she simply could not go on
Knowing that everything that she did, to the world, was always done wrong.
And the spider asked, "Dear, how in earth do you know? To me, you don't seem that bad.
Wipe the tears from your face and don't feel a disgrace for you've no reason to be sad."
But Miss Muffet protested for age felt so detested and she knew she could no longer hide,
So she ran from the spider that had sat down beside her and the next day, it was found she had died.