SWR: Adventures of the Ghost Crew

Ezra Reacts to How The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended

Ezra: Their making me do this again? All right this better be worth it.

*starts video*

Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?

Ezra: *raises eyebrow*

Sidious: There is a great disturbance in the force.

Vader: I have felt it.

Sidious: We have a new enemy. I have no doubt. This boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.

Ezra: Say what now? Who the heck is he?

Vader: What? I have a son?

Sidious: No, I said Anakin Skywalker has a son. You are Darth Vad-

Vader: I have a son!! This is wonderful!!

Sidious: Wait...

Vader: I must see him!

Ezra: Wish my father did that.

Sidious: Where are you going?

Vader: Hey eveyone, have you heard the news? I'm a father! WHOOHOO!

Ezra: He's a little *finger makes a circle near his ear*

Vader: I have a son, stormtroopers! I have a son, asteroids!

Ezra: Seriously? This guy is cookoo.

Vader: Hey bounty hungers, guess what. I have a son. Did you know that?

Ezra: And my father doesn't do this.

Vader: I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways. I HAVE A SON LIGHTSPEEED!

Ezra: ugh, this guy is annoying!

Vader: This is amazing! I feel alive again. Me and my boy ruling the galaxy.

Ezra: Not if I have something to do about it.

Vader: He's going to be so excited!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

Ezra: That's what I thought.

Vader: I know your upset and this is a little shocking, but I'm just so happy to finally meet you!

Luke: You cut off my hand!

Ezra: *laughs*

Vader: Ahh don't be a baby Luke. I had both my hands and legs cut off. As I was saying, join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.

Luke: Hmmm, that does sound pretty good, but do we have to rule from the dark side?

Vader: Yes, that's how it works.

Ezra: No it doesn't!

Luke: Then I'll never join you. See ya.

Ezra: Smart move.

Vader: Oh, hold on! Where do you think you're going?

Luke: Oh come on!

Ezra: Oh come on!

Vader: This is not a negotiation.

Ezra: It never is!

Luke: Let me go!

Vader: I am your father and I say we're going home.

Luke: Your the worst dad ever!

Vader: More like the most powerful dad ever!

Ezra: More like the most annoying freakshow ever! Besides, I'll be facing against you soon Vader!

*Video ends*

Ezra: That was actually pretty funny.