If only he didn't.

CHAPTER 16, FRIEND GET GIRLFRIEND HOW AND HOW BROTHER NO CRY?

Hi guysies!! How are you all?/gen 
Babically, if you're wondering why this title changes frequently, it's because I'm indecisive. No, I'm not using that as an excuse. 

KEL looked at his NOKIA. No calls, no answers, no texts. KEL shed a tear, only one, though. He put his phone down, going to annoy HERO on the other side of the room.

"Hey-hey! What's up, HERO, my bro?" 

"KEL, are you doing this because nobody's been calling you? You know, they probably don't know who you are, you're using a different phone number. I'm fine, I'm just tired, as you can see, my tooth was...stolen from me." HERO sobbed. 

"No! I just want to talk to my brother!" KEL did finger guns to HERO. 

"My tooth..." HERO cried.

"Yup-yup!" KEL walked back to his phone and sat down on his bed.

"RING RING! KEL, SOMEONE IS CALLING YOU! SOMEONE IS CALLING YOU! WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!!" KEL's phone screamed.

KEL sighed "It's probably just MAMA."

"KEL, pick it up....My ears hurt..." HERO groaned and put his head under his pillow.

"Fine!" KEL picked up the call and looked at it.

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"Hello? KELSEY BEAUMONT! Just like the city in TEXAS! We're not TEXAN, though." KEL put the phone close to his ear.

"KEL? Are you there...?" SUNNY quietly muttered his words.

"Oh! SUNNY, my man! What's up, except the ceiling?" KEL shout-talked over the phone.

"So...You know how you had a girlfriend 5 years ago?" SUNNY muttered his words even quieter. 

"...Oh...Don't even talk about her! She's dead to me! What'd you need, though?" 

"I just wanted advice.."

"Ohohoho! The sun shines bright once again! How can I help?"

"So...AUBREY! Do you think she like-likes me? I got her number recently." 

"Wowie. The sun shines brighter than ever." 

"But I'm too scared to ask her out."

"Ugh. Of course! Don't you worry about a thing! KEL-BELL will ring 'er up and uh...Help you?" KEL wrote down AUBREY's number, frantically trying to remember it.

"You remember her phone number, right? You don't seem like it."

"I do! I know her number. 1-800-273-8254." He narrowed his eyes and closely looked at the number.

"It's awfully close to the Suicide and Crisis lifeline." 

"You're right. Anyways, SUNNY. I'm not always gonna be there for you. If you love her, but don't have the balls to tell her-" KEL was quickly speaking, trying not to laugh at the word BALLS while HERO shouted across from the room saying "BASKETBALLS TO TELL HER!"

"We didn't have the best reunion. Also, I forgot to save her phone-number on my phone."

"You've been awfully talkative when we're talkin' about her. Hmm?"

SUNNY hung up. 

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"Time to babysit my older brother, since OUR mother is busy with OUR YOUNGER SISTER!" KEL checked the time again. Somehow, it had been 20 minutes later."

"I need to study. Become doctor. Become a hero. Become a doctor." HERO sat up and fixed his hair.

"You've been studying for 400 hours." KEL motioned to the clock on the ceiling.