"Men are such assholes", I sighed before taking a few sips of my delicious pumpkin spice latte.
I was having coffee with my friends, Chrissi, Lena and Kesha at our favorite meet-up spot on campus, Starbucks.
"You've been rambling on about your sudden disdain for men all morning? What penis pissed in your Cheerios?" Chrissi asked with her eyebrow raised. Lena and Kesha both looked at me, curious to know as well.
I've been in a terrible mood all morning. I was trying to get my mind off of what happened but I was far too pissed to do so.
"It's this idiot. He cut me off the fucking road and damn near hit my car. When I blew my horn at him, that fool had the nerve to roll down his window and give me the bird...I mean, can you believe that? He lucky he wasn't in my face because homeboy would've got knocked the fuck out...ugh, they always saying that women can't drive but this fool almost smashed into my car!"
"Girl, that's niggas for you..but calm down, don't let a complete stranger get you all riled up. Fuck em", Lena shrugged.
"Girl you betta than me because I would've followed his ass to his destination and gave him these hands", Kesha said.
"And your ass would've got shot...people are crazy out here", Chrissi said.
"Yall should know me by now to know I don't give a fuck"
I laughed as my friends went back and fourth but my smile quickly went away once my eyes laid on a certain someone coming through the door.
Lena looked over at me and noticed the stank expression I must've had on my face. I was irritated, aggravated, annoyed and every other word from that category.
"Girl, what's wrong with you?" She asked.
I rolled my eyes. "It's him".
"The guy who cut you off?"
"Yes"
My friends followed my eyes to see the rude stranger who fucked up my morning.
"Hey Jerome!", Chrissi yelled out to him.
"Chrissi, you know that fool?" I asked in complete surprise.
"Girl yea, that's my cousin" She continued to call out to him until he noticed her, then she waved for him to join us at our table.
"Don't invite that asshole over here Chris!"
"Calm down Teyana. Are you even sure that he's the one that cut you off?"
"Yes, I'm positive. That's definitely him", I said as I watched him walk over to our table.
"I know he's a little rude Tey but he aint all that bad"
I rolled my eyes and sucked my teeth, not here for the fuckery. The last thing I wanted to do was be in the presence of this fuck boy.
Jerome sauntered over and gave Chris a kiss on the cheek
"Wattup cuzzo". He smiled, showing off the grillz in his mouth.
Now that he was right infront of me I was able to get a good look at him and I would be lying if I was to say that he wasn't fine as hell because he most definitely was. He stood atlease 6'3, had blemish-free caramel complected skin. Neatly twisted dread locks hung over his broad shoulders. He wore grey cargo shorts and had on a plain white V-neck Tshirt. Tattoos decorated his muscular arms and on his left wrist was a rolex watched that had so much fuckin bling that it blinded you if you stared at it for too long. The smell of his cologne was tantalising and there was absolutely nothing like a man who smelled good, especially as good as he did. The man was absolutely gorgeous and I despised him for that. Despised him for how hot and bothered he was making me when I was supposed to be mad.
Chrissi smiled and introduced him to all of us but his eyes stayed glued on me the entire time
"Jerome this is Lena ", Chrissi said as she pointed at Lena.
"Wattup". He gave her a head nod but his eyes were still on me.
"Well damn Chris, hurry up and introduce me to Jerome so we could get acquainted 😍😍" Kesha thirsty ass said.
"Jerome this is my thirsty ass friend thotiesha...I mean Kesha"
"Hi Jerome 😍"
I rolled my eyes at Kesha. The bitch was damn near salivating at the sight of him.
"What's good ma"
Once again, his eyes were glued on me.
"And this is Teyana but we all call her Tey Tey"
Jerome licked his luscious lips as he stared at me.
"It's nice to meet you again shawty"
I gave him a stank face.
"You been staring at me the whole time, you got a fuckin eye problem or something? And I dont appreciate your rude ass cutting me off on the road and damn near wrecking my car" I spat.
"Well if your ass wasn't driving all slow and shit I wouldn't have had to cut you off. Damn was you driving miss Daisy? I had to look in yo backseat to see if there was a old ass white bitch back there or something..with yo slow drivin ass"
"Fuck you clown! I was driving the speed limit, you should try it some time"
My friends were looking back and fourth between us as we went at it.
"I'm sayin tho ma, the speed limit was 70, felt like yo ass was goin 20 or some shit. Bitches can't drive for shit", he muttered.
"What do you me-"
"I'm a bitch that can drive Jerome. And I promise to go as fast as you want me to daddy 😍😍", Kesha interrupted.
I shook my head at Kesha and her thottery.
"Whatever clown, I'm not the one comin up in here lookin like a Dave East knock off"
"Well damn beautiful, it's like that?" He asked with that goofy ass smirk on his face, lookin sexy as ever.
"Yea it is".
I stood up, snatched my purse from the table and put it over my shoulder.
"I'm out yall. I'll see you tomorrow at Dom's pool party"
Dom was a cool ass frat boy who always threw parties at his parents' house.
"Why you leavin so soon? You don't want to stay here for awhile and get to know Jerome?" Kesha seem genuinely confused to why I wouldn't want to stay in the presence of someone as fine as Jerome.
"I'd love to stay here and play thotfonics with you Kesha but I got better things to do and none of it involves fuckin with a nigga name Jerome."
Jerome shook his head and laughed, and I wanted to ask him what the fuck was so funny but I decided to just ignore him.
I waved good bye to my girls and walked out of the door. I had to get away from that man before he made me punch him in his balls...right after I slurped all over them because he had me turned the fuck on 😖
I told them I had better shit to do but my ass went straight home and grabbed my dildo. I usually closed my eyes and pretended that it was Michael B's fine ass inside of me but I had different plans for today.
"Today your name is Jerome", I told my dildo before getting down to business.
Dom's Party
"Damn yall this party is sick ass fuck!" Kesha yelled over the music as she gyrated her hips to the beat of G-Easy's No Limit.
Kesha was right. Dom never failed to come through with these house parties. His house was so packed full of people that we had a hard time finding a space to park so we ended up having to pay 50 damn dollars to park in this old man's yard.
The scenery of Dom's backyard was beautiful and his giant ass pool was even more beautiful. I was enjoying myself tonight and I knew I looked good with my gold metallic one piece bikini that showed off my D cup cleavage and fat ass.
Got da city oon fyya, bitch lyin on me like she tired
Imma have to fuck around and call Kamaiya
I sang to my favorite verse of the song as I twerked my ass by the pool with my girls.
"Yea his fuckin parties be the bomb, but are y'all bitches gettin in the pool or nah?", Chrissi asked.
"And mess up my hair? Hell nah", Kesha told her.
I just giggled, feeling a tad bit tipsy from the liquor I've been sippin on.
"Umma be back yall, Imma go to the bathroom."
Dom lived in a big ass house, it was practically a mansion and I had no idea where his bathrooms were.
As I walked around searching, I spotted Dom with a group of guys but I rolled my eyes when I noticed that one of the guys from that group was Jerome. And al though I hated to admit it he looked even more finer than the last time I saw him, which was only yesterday.
Why is this negro here?
Ignoring Jerome's eyes all over my body, I approached Dom. I tapped Dom's shoulder, catching his attention along the attention of his friends, who were damn near salivating at the sight of me as if I was a juicy steak.
"Hey Tey, wattup? You need something?" He asked me in a sweet tone after giving me a friendly hug.
"I'm just trying to find the bathroom and I have no clue where it is"
"I know where it's at ma. Lemme show you", Jerome spoke up.
"I don't need you to show me a damn thing", I spat, still heated over his smart ass comments from yesterday.
"Damn bruh", one guy said as the other guys chuckled.
"Let the man show you Tey...he don't bite, damn", Dom said. He was obviously high out of his mind, I could tell from the redness of his eyes.
"Yea shawty, I don't bite." Jerome licked his full lips and smiled.
"Fine", I groaned.
"How you liking the party?" He asked as I followed him.
"I said you could show me to the restroom, I didn't say you could talk to me"
"Come on shawty, stop being like that. I'm actually not all that bad of a nigga once you get to know me"
"I know everything there is to know about you from your behavior when you cut me off and gave me the bird"
"That's cause yo ass was driving all slow and shit ma, that aint my fault, thats yours", he chuckled as if it was all a joke.
"You're an asshole" I spat. He was beginning to aggravate me more and more.
"Yea I am, and you a stuck up ass female but I got something for that bitchy ass attitude tho".
"Whatever". I rolled my eyes.
"Quit frontin tho TeyTey, you know you want a nigga so stop playing"
"And what makes you think that I want your arrogant ass in any way?"
He stopped walking and stared me in the face, making me mad uncomfortable. This man was so gorgeous, and by now my panties were wetter than the nile river.
"Because your hard ass nipples started pokin thru your bikini as soon as you saw me..and its written all over your pretty ass face that you wana get with a real nigga like me" he boldly stated.
I looked away in embarrassment because he was 100% accurate.
Damn, was I really that obvious?
I shifted from one leg to the other, my pussy feeling like it was drowning from its own wetness.
"I bet that pussy creamin right now aint it?" He stared in my eyes intensively with a smirk.
This man was driving me crazy and I had to hurry and get away from him.
"Just show me to the bathroom..damn", I said, in an aggravated tone.
"Kool", he shrugged. It looked like he was finally getting the hint that I wanted him to leave me the fuck alone.
We finally made it to the restroom and I went inside and closed the door. This bathroom was the one that was off limits because it was inside, we were only allowed to use the ones outside but for some reason Jerome took me to this one. I didn't want to use the ones outside anyways because I already knew they were crowded and since this was the bathroom that was off limits nobody was inside.
I didn't really need to use the bathroom. I just wanted to check my hair and makeup to make sure I still looked up to par. After checking my makeup and fixing my hair, I was about to head out of the door until it opened and Jerome walked in while looking dead into my eyes. He locked the door and I stood there looking at him crazy.
"What do you think you're doin?" I asked him.
"I'm about to punish your ass for that slick ass mouth is what I'm about to do. You know you want this dick"
"Get out. I'm so tired of you and your arrogant ass attitude. Who the fuck do you think you are? You know...I never thought I'd say this because I normally get along with everybody but I hate your simple minded ass"
He walked closer up to me until he had my back against the wall.
"Oh yea? Well the feeling's fuckin mutual", he spat.
He had me shook. My heart was beating fast as hell and my panties became even wetter from all of his aggression. I was trying my hardest to play it off.
"You need t-"
He interrupted me with a kiss and I lost track of everything as I kissed him right back with 10 times more passion...or hatred. We were making out like old-time lovers who missed eachother, our hands traveling all over our bodies as we hungrily search eachother's mouths.
I pushed him off of me and he smiled as I begin removing my bikini, which wass difficult for me to do.
This is what I get for wearing this tight ass one piece
"Let me help you with that shawty", Jerome said as he watched me struggle.
"I don't need your fuckin help, I could do shit myself", I spat with mad attitude.
He came closer to me and chuckled.
"I'm tired of that smart ass mouth"
By this time, I had my bikini all the way off and was standing there before him naked as the day I was born.
He picked up my bikini from the floor and sniffed the part where my koochie had been.
"This shit smell like it's gonna be delicious", he whispered.
I was so horny and was craving him to be inside of me. Had been craving him inside of me since day he cut me off. The attraction I had for him was threw the roof and if I didn't have him now I would go insane.
"Hurry up and fuck me", I begged.
"Will do baby" He smiled, showing off those grillz.
I started to help him remove his shirt when he stopped me.
"I DoNt NeEd YoUr FuCkIn HeLp, i Cud Do sHiT MySeLf", he mocked me, throwing my own words back at me.
I sucked my teeth and rolled my eyes and impatiently waited for him to take everything off and when he did my mouth watered at the sight of his nudity. He had the most beautiful athletic built I've probably ever seen on a man and his hardened dick had to be atlease a good 9 inches long.
He palmed my ass as he kissed and sucked all over my neck. I let out a soft moan from just the feel of his flesh on mines. I wanted him in the worse way...wanted him like I hated him and wanted to fuck him as if he was my enemy.
His lips traveled from my neck down to my breasts. I tiled my head back as he sucked on my nipples as if he was a newborn child. I bit my bottom lip as my fingers played with his locs.
I then reached down and grabbed his dick into my hands, giving it a massage before I bent down on my knees and placed it in my hungry mouth. His groans were like music to my ears as I sucked on his dick like a lollipop. He grabbed my hair as I sucked all of him, devouring the salty taste of his precum.
"Fuck. Damn baby", he whispered as my head bobbled back and fourth beneath him.
Al though I was enjoying the taste of him, I didn't want him to cum yet, so I got up from my knees.
Jerome took out his grillz and placed them in the sink. He then lyed down on the hard tile floor and motioned for me to sit on his face.
"Come let a nigga taste that pussy"
I smiled as I did exactly what he wanted. I eased my dripping wet pussy down on his lips. He licked my pussy before sticking his tongue out for me to ride. I hopped up and down as I moaned, cursed, called out his name, tugged at my breast...
"Ooohh...yes...baby...oh fuck!"
We heard knocks on the door but we didn't answer. The knocks got louder and louder but I refused to lift my pussy from his lips so whoever it was was just gonna have to find another bathroom. There was no doubt on my mind that the person on the other end of the door knew what I was doing because I was super loud. Whoever they were they eventually went away.
When I got off of his face, he picked me up and sat me on top of the sink. I watched as he grabbed his pants, fished out his wallet from his pocket and pulled out a condom. He ripped open the condom with his teeth and slipped it on his beautiful 9 inch dick.
"You sure want this dick? It'll mess up yo whole life" He said with a cocky grin on his gorgeous face.
"Shut up and just give it to me"
"Alright Tey Tey man, when I give you this dick your ass betta not go crazy on me", he stated in a serious tone.
Tired of waiting, I grabbed his dick and eased it inside of me.
"Damn, you really wanted this dick huh? You fa-...ooohh shit", he said, as soon as I got all of his dick inside of my tight pussy.
He stood between my legs, fucking me into a whole new dimension. Our rhythm was fast and nice as he filled me up with all 9 of his inches. My eyes rolled in the back of my head as he stabbed me over and over while he placed hickies all over my flesh.
"You like that?" He whispered in to my ear as he continued to slam into me but I was so tongue tied that I couldn't answer.
He brushed his soft lips against my neck as I pulled on his locks.
Several pumps later, we both reached orgasm.
We were both sweaty and out of breath.
Still seated on the sank, I fanned myself as I watched him put back on his clothes and get himself together. I was so out of it that I didn't have the strength to put back on my bikini.
He looked over at me, noticed how tired and out of breath I was.
He smiled.
"Come on shawty. What? You go stay in the bathroom all night naked?" He picked up my bikini and walked over to me and helped me put it back on.
When my bikini was completely on my body, he gave me a romantic kiss while running his fingers through my wavy hair.
"Damn, this all your hair?" He asked with his fingers still in it.
"Yea"
His face lit the fuck up.
"So you mean to tell me that later on down the line when I want to run my fingers through your hair it won't be on the dresser?"
"Who say there's gonna be a later down the line"
I was frontin like this would be the last time we see eachother but I knew deep down it wasn't going to be.
"There will be..because I want you. And I'm gonna prove to you that I aint the asshole, it's YOU who's the asshole."
He took my hand, kissed it and we both walked hand in hand out of the bathroom together, me still spent and out of my mind from the good sex we just had. I wanted to get back with my girls because I knew they were worried about me since I've been gone from them for over an hr and I didn't have my phone to text them and let them know that I'm okay.
"Now don't say I aint warned you about this dick, you better not start acting all crazy on me and shit", he seriously stated with all jokes aside.
"I swear I can't stand your ass" I rolled my eyes, aggravated but lowkey turned on.
He turned and gave me those same sexy bedroom eyes he gave me an hour ago when I got undressed infront of him.
"The feelins fuckin mutual", he said.
I couldn't do anything but smile.
"Look at you all happy and shit...told you I had something to fix that fuckin attitude" he chuckled.
He walked with me to meet back up with my friends. They seen us as we laughed and joked around while holding hands like we were a couple.
"Bye Jerome"
He took my hand and kissed it.
"Bye beautiful"
Me and my girls watched as he left to meet back up with his boys.
The look of surprise on my friends' faces were picture-worthy.
"Damn, what's got into yall? I thought yall hated eachother", Kesha asked me with a stank face.
"Well...we had a little talk" I said, smiling as thoughts of Jerome giving me orgasms back to back filled up my mind.
