You're a prisoner on death's row at the conformatorium for a crime you didn't commit. You are also the most dangerous criminal on the boiling isles nearly rivaling the owl lady in bounty. it's your last night alive when you hear the voice of a girl...
After accidentally (and maybe kind of purposefully) punch Hooty in the face when he jump scared Y/n in the bathroom, Y/n walked to the kitchen too sleepy to realize he had no T-shirt on. He walked in and notice Luz, Eda and the other demon who's name was Queen blushing at him while Queen's brother, King was busy stabbing an scrambled egg with eyes.
The girls(flustered): h-h-hey Y/n
King: Good morning Warrior Minion
This earned King a slap on the back of his head from Queen
King: Weh!
Y/n looks at Luz and she blushes
Y/n: Why are you wearing an bathrobe and history's dirtiest traffic cone ?
Luz removes her "hat" and blows it revealing it was in fact a very dirty cone as king laugh only to stop as Queen hits him again.
Eda: Any way, a magic staff eh? you really want one?
Luz: More than anything
Eda: Magic staff come to me.
Eda holds her hand out for a few minutes as you hear items breaking in the background as it finally appears behind you and it flies you to Eda, accidentally kissing her.
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(Imagine Naruto is Y/n and Sasuke is Eda)
King laughed again as Luz and Queen's eyebrows furrowed and a tick mark could be seen on their foreheads
Eda (Blushes) : It's early Now, witches are awarded their staffs from school. With me as your teacher, you'll be taking a different approach. [Drops a bag of potions onto the floor.] You'll have to work for it. [Leads Luz through the living room.] I run a few businesses. On weekends, I offer rare items that Owlbert drags over from .
[She grabs a toy sword and hits a button near the pommel.]
Sword: I shall smite my enemies! Ages six to eleven.
Eda: [Tosses the sword over Luz's head.] But most days I sell only the finest homemade and potions.
Luz: [Pulls a bottle from the bag and reads the label.] "Snake oil."
Y/n: No one wants an un-oiled snake.
(No one Pov)
A few minutes later I hear glass breaking but y/n didn't care enough to find out as King slept on your lap. Soon Eda was at the bottom of the stairs and you both looked at each other and blushed.
Y/n: Sorry about the you know kissing, I'll go to my room and regret my life choices to lead this embarrassment
Eda: No no no no no, I need you, King and Queen to go with Luz on my potion drive (Thoughts)Even If I want you alone with me so I can choke on that huge **** of yours ***** your **** and lick all of your *** before taking out your **** and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ***** like a fucking baby--!"
