(Y/n Pov)
[Eda is dusting the table, looking bored, while Luz is reading the first to King and I'm fighting a still alive gorilla skull for my duster.]
Luz: Emboldened by the dishonor Hecate had shown, Azura lifted her staff to the cotton-candy skies and shouted, "I challenge you to a Duel!" And look! I drew a flip book. [Flips between two pages.] Pew, pew, pew!
King: Show me the picture. [Peeking over the top of the book.]
Luz: What?
King: Show me the picture! [Luz does.] Hah! I can draw better than that. You know, they once called me the King of Artists.
Luz: Wait. I thought you were the King of . Are you just making this up now?
Y/n: He's the King of everything don't believe a word he says
King: Shut up Minion! What's important is that my followers would leave me offerings in fear of me!
Y/n: (Sarcastic) Oh forgive me for angering you dear master.
Luz: Well, I can offer you more of this tantalizing book.
Eda: Ugh! Please stop reading that. Its flowery language is an insult to witches and driving away all of our serious customers!
Luz: Um, Eda? [Zoom out to the empty street.] What customers? There aren't even any other stands around. What's going on?
Y/n: Yeah I've been dusting this Gorilla skull for 20 minutes that is if it would let me !
Eda: This is a bad omen. There must be something horrible happening today.
Gus : Luz! [Him and Willow run up to the stand.] Something amazing is happening today!
Luz: Gus, Willow! Hey!
Willow: [Holds up a flier.] It's the annual Covention ! Student witches get to see all the types of Covens before they're placed in one. There's even a mystery guest this year!
Luz: A job fair for witches! Eda, can we go?
Eda and Y/n: Absolutely not.
Y/n: Luz We're kinda on the run if they even see a bit of our hair there they'd have us in chains quicker than you can say I told you so.
[Luz groans and drops to the ground.]
Eda: I never joined a for a reason. Sure it's like a fun club for witches, but you're also giving up your independence to be part of a crooked system.
Willow: Mmm. [Drops the flier.]
Eda: Eh, but, you know, no judgment. In any case, I haven't been to one since we were girls.
Luz: "We"?
Y/n: Alright now you got me curious who's we ?
Eda: I—the—I mean—
Luz: [Pops back up.] Who's "we"? You have a mysterious past! Now we gotta go!
Eda: No.
Luz: Okay. Then you leave me no choice.
King: [Grabs the book.] "You shall not shan't doeth no more harm," Azura callethed out... [Continues reading.]
Eda: So flowery, so awful.
[Eda walks away, opening the and stepping through it.]
King: "Hecate could only screech, screech as did she, for the screeching did worseneth."
[Luz tosses King through the portal as it closes. It opens a second later, Eda coming back through with King sitting on her head.]
Eda: Stop it! Stop it! I will literally do anything to stop this!
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