Criminal at the owl house OC x owl house harem (Warning, First Fanfic very bad!)

Once I was an teenage abomination Part 1

(No One pov)

[Open the sun, panning down to show us and standing on a beach.]

Eda: Well, Luz! [Elbows her.] Did you ever in your life think you'd see something as breathtaking as this?

[She gestures to the corpse of a that towers over them. It's surrounded by trash and muck. Flies audibly buzz around the corpse. Y/n facepalms himself.)

Luz: [Shaking her head.] I don't like this. [She plugs her nose.]

Eda: [Walks to the trash slug.] Yes, it doesn't get much more inspiring than the trash slug. It makes a home, a life from what others have thrown by the wayside. [Pulls a rubber chicken from the trash slug's mouth.] Until, blam, it gets blasted by a wave one day and croaks from all the salt. And then we get to sell the stuff it ate. [She pulls out a pickaxe.]

Luz: Please don't make me.

Y/n: Eda please  don't give a child a pickaxe

King: [Walking away.] Aw, come on, Luz. [Unfurls a towel.] It's not every day you get to go to the dump and pick apart a garbage carcass.

Eda: Ah, nuts to you guys.

[Eda swings the pick at the trash slug.]

Luz: So, Eda...

[Glass shatters.]

Luz: What if we tried some new lessons for my apprenticeship? Like...

[Something crashes.]

Luz: Read ancient scrolls or mix together potions, or—

Y/n: You know I can also teach her. She needs protection from others. I can teach her some fighting styles or even some weapons using.

Luz: (blushes) Me and you, bonding in a hot area, you without a shirt, SWEATING?!

Eda: (Also blushes)

Eda: No! uh I mean I can still teach her some magic unlike those schools.

Luz: Wait. Is there a magic school here? Like, winding towers, cute uniforms, dark plots that threaten your life kind of magic school?

y/n: School here sucks balls, I use to go to Hexside college there's girls who used to be all over me when I wasn't interested before I went to prison. Plus there was this one girl who I'm one hundred percent sure was stalking me.

Luz growled at the thought of more competition and Eda threw a fireball at a nearby town when no one was looking

Eda: Mm-hmm. What's worse, they force you to learn magic the "proper" way. But magic isn't proper. It's wild and unpredictable. And that's why it's so beautiful. I didn't finish school, and look at me! Who wouldn't envy where I am right now?

(y/n cocks an eyebrow and starts raising his hand but lowers it when he saw the glare from Eda

[Flies are flying around the pile of trash Eda is currently standing in. Luz's expression falls.]

Eda: Uh... Hey, here's a lesson. [Drops her pick.] A great witch  is resourceful, [Sticks Luz's hand in a puddle of trash slug bile.] like this.

[Eda drags Luz's hand back and forth before letting go. Luz continues digging until she pulls something out.]

Luz: Oh, hey. Greasy slime ball.

Eda: [Closes Luz's hands around the slime ball.] Use your slime ball wisely, young witch. [Stands and heads back for the trash slug.] Back at it! We'll hit the stink nodes first.

Luz: Actually, if it's okay, [Starts backing away.] I think I'll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still... alive. Love you, King. [Pets his belly.]