(Y/n pov)
Eda is moping outside while I comfort her.]
Eda: I'm trying to protect her. Hexside chews up anything unique and spits out bland mush. [Rips apart a flower.]
Y/n: Look hun, I'm not saying you're a bad teacher but if she wants to learn magic properly she has to learn into professionals.
[Insects buzzing.]
Hooty: I chew insects. I turn them into mush.
Eda: But that's my beef. Does she need to draw her own conclusions?
Hooty: My beef is insects. They're what I eat.
Y/n: Can it, Hooty.
Eda: You're just gonna be unhelpful, huh?
Hooty: All I know is, you taught me and I turned out just fine.
[He sticks out his tongue in an attempt to get the fly walking next to his head, making a gagging sound. Eda watches in concern.]
Eda: I gotta get that girl into school.
Y/n: Indeed.
[Cut to the hallways of Hexside. A Beast Keeping witch's backpack flies off of him.]
Student #1: Whoa! [Grunting.] Hey! Give that back!
[Student #2 and Student #3 laugh, floating the backpack between them.]
Student #2: Huh? Whoa! [Straining.]
[He's dragged away by a hook to the .]
School Guard: [Sniffing.] Trouble.
[The first student's backpack falls to the ground as the third backs away nervously. He is also caught by a hook.]
Student #3: Huh? [Grunts.] No! Detention!
Student #2: [Being dragged away.] The only thing I'm guilty of is being too real!
Luz: That's new.
Gus: Well, they kinda showed up after your last visit. They smell trouble. Literally.
School Guard: Trouble.
Gus: [Chuckles.] Okay, time to run for no particular reason.
[Gus runs into Mattholomule. All of Luz's wanted posters and his president crown fall out of his bag. Gus gasps, then grunts as he collects the posters.]
Mattholomule: Augustus, you should really watch where you going. Don't want the president of the H. A. S. getting hurt on his last day in office. [Picks up and dusts off the crown; looks at Luz.] This must be your human. Hmm. Looks like another to me.
Gus: Psst. Psst! [Pulls his ears.] Dazzle.
Luz: Oh. [Trumpets, pulls the hood down.] Ta-da!
Mattholomule: [Gasps.] A human!
Gus: Not just any human. An expert human.
Luz: Yeah. I've been doing this for years.
Gus: She's here to authenticate your treasures. [Takes his crown back, walks past Mattholomule.] See you at the meeting.
Mattholomule: Oh, no, no, no, no! [Sinks to the floor.] They can't know I lied. Then they'll never make me president. Huh? [Picks up one of the wanted posters Gus didn't; laughs.] Ooh, Gus, I have you now.
[Cut to outside of Hexside, where Eda is staring up at the building as wind howls.]
Eda: Ugh. I had this nightmare before.

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