(No ones pov)
[Open on the living room. Luz is reading a pamphlet about , labeled "Hexside Facts and Trivia." It has a picture of Principal Bump on the back along with his quote, "Education is the real ."]
[Y/n comes into the room and sits next to Luz, who blushes at his presence.]
Y/n: Still reading about Hexside. You know you can ask Eda and I about it.
Luz: I know but I prefer learning about it myself. Besides, I'm pretty sure Eda would just talk about the best ways to prank Bump.
[Y/n puts an finger on his chin as if thinking then shrugs.]
Luz: King, listen to this!
King: Hey! Less read-y, more scratchy!
Luz: Sorry! Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it! I've got a new crush, and her name is Education!
Queen: (Whispers) If you have an new crush, why don't you start going out with her so I can be with my Y/n.
Y/n: What did you say Queen ?
Queen: Nothing.
[Queen and Luz have an little glaring contest before Queen stands up and goes to the kitchen.]
[Eda suddenly kicks down the door.]
Eda: Hey, freeloaders! Guess what today is?
Luz: Is it your birthday ?
King: Is it my birthday ?
Hooty: It's my birthday.
Y/n: Not an soul cares Hooty.
[He blows an raspberry at Y/n as Eda closes the door.]
Eda: No! [Closes front door.] It's human treasure day!
[Eda tosses the portal door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human garbage. The door closes.]
Eda: [Hops onto the pile.] Ahh, fresh garbage.
King: Ooo, gimme, gimme, gimme! [Pulls out a .] Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror! [Pulls the string.]
New Guy: I love cuddles and kisses!
King: Truly horrifying!
Y/n: (Sarcastic) Ah, yes. The new demon. I wonder what hellscape this one crawled out of.
Eda: Yo, kid. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot! [Pulls out a wire clothes hanger.] I have never seen such an extravagant earring.
Luz: You can have my trash. Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered!
[Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various rival students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.]
Y/n: Heh, I remember when I read about that.
Eda: [Now wearing two clothing hangers as earrings and looking in a mirror.] Yes, I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life. [To her reflection.] Oh, hello.
Luz: Can you imagine it! Me, in the halls of Hexside, studying with and and—maybe even ... Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so I can get my back! [Runs out, slams door; reopens door.] I love you guys! (Silently) Especially you Y/n
Hooty: And I love you, Lu—!
[Luz slams the door again. As she leaves, Eda glares at the door and secretly flips off Luz.]
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Criminal at the owl house OC x owl house harem (Warning, First Fanfic very bad!)
FantasyYou're a prisoner on death's row at the conformatorium for a crime you didn't commit. You are also the most dangerous criminal on the boiling isles nearly rivaling the owl lady in bounty. it's your last night alive when you hear the voice of a girl...
