This will only be for the harem girls
*Luz and Y/n sitting in jail together*
Y/n: So who should we call?
Luz: I'd call Eda, but I feel safer in jail
...
Y/n: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Amity: I think you mean cards.
Y/n, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
...
Willow: They stole from me first!
Y/n: Mhm.
Willow: Stole my heart...
Luz: It is still illegal to commit murder.
...
Willow: Y/n and I don't use pet names.
Luz: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Willow: Honey?
Y/n: Yes, dear?
Willow:
Luz: Don't ever lie to my face again.
...
Emira, pointing: May I sit there?
Y/n: That's my lap
Emira:That doesn't answer my question, Y/n.
...
Y/n: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Queen: Okay.
Y/n: And make out during the scary parts.
Queen: Th-
Queen: The scary parts.
Queen: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
...
Eda, flying with Luz and Y/n: So how was your day?
Luz: We almost got surprise adopted!
Eda: What?
Y/n: We almost got kidnapped.
Eda: Oh, okay.
Eda: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
...
Eda: Hey, Luz? Can I get some dating advice?
Luz: Just because I'm with Y/n doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Criminal at the owl house OC x owl house harem
FantasyYou're a prisoner on death's row at the conformatorium for a crime you didn't commit. You are also the most dangerous criminal on the boiling isles nearly rivaling the owl lady in bounty. it's your last night alive when you hear the voice of a girl...
