" Bitter Truth ".

34. Shenanigans.

" my back hurts, my bra's too tight my hips shake from left to right " Roland and I sang along waiting near the baggage claim.

" here you go your coffee," Eddie said handing us our coffee.

" We got coffee.....We got coffee..."  I sang mini-dancing, and I looked toward Eddie who was glaring at me, Roland gave me a blank look, while I kept staring knowing he would break and he did, we encircled Eddie twerking, while he gave us an annoyed look.

Seeing that he was getting annoyed we annoyed him more " we got coffee and you are bossy " we sang clapping our hands on every second beat while popping our butts up and down.

" See Carl that is the reason why you shouldn't eat too many chocolates, you don't want to end up like them do you?" a lady in a pale green dress, holding a little boy in one hand, while the other was placed on her belly caressing her bump. Looking us up and down.

Roland and I straightened ourselves, looking around trying to hide the embarrassment. " and if you listen to your mommy you will become all judgmental like her " Eddie, said sassily smirking standing in front of us. Roland and I looked at each other with widened eyes not expecting that.

The lady was in utter disbelief, " how can you talk to a pregnant lady like that?" she questioned annoyed and disgusted.

" oh really if you are pregnant, go prepare for your baby shower what the hell are you doing here being all judgemental" he yelled out, ready to whoop some ass.

I quickly held eddies arm, trying to stifle my laughter looking at the lady, while Roland did not even care laughing his ass out.

" Eddie I think that's enough let's go," I said trying to pull him signaling Roland to help me.

" shut up, it's all because of you dumbasses " he yelled annoyed, Roland looked at me taking that as a signal both of us ran out holding our bags.

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" I am hungry! " I yelled as I walked towards the couch plopping myself next to Eddie, who was busy on his phone.

He ignored me checking his Instagram, I nudged him he did not even budge, " Eddie!" I yelled over the top of my voice trying to get his attention but to no avail.

" Who the hell is being loud early this morning?" a sleepy bed hair Roland dragged himself towards the couch with an annoyed expression.

" you !" Eddie responded for a second getting back to ignoring.

" I am hungry " I whined looking at a half-dead Roland.

"Me too " he barely muttered looking at me, I signaled him and he immediately understood as he jumped over Eddie from the other side while I did the same from this.

" Eww get off of me....get your nasty asses off me...." Eddie yelled trying to push us away, but we just held him tighter.

"We'll get off you if you make us food " I proposed.

" Get your grown asses off of me and cook yourself some food " he yelled his nose flaring with anger.

" nope we are going to sit right here," Roland said hi-fiving me.

" fine...even I can stay put...I don't feel a single thing " Eddie said folding his arms across his chest. Glaring at us.

I looked towards Roland disappointed, he gave me an evil smirk holding his stomach.

" I think I am about to fart," he said closing his eyes.

" wait what no....eww get off...get off" Eddie yelled putting all his force trying to get us off but we did not even budge.