This was made for my sister because she bullid me into writing this
Dave had just received his McDonalds order. It was 6 chicken nuggets, like he always ordered, but this time it was different, he felt a strong connection to the bits of meat. He professed his love to the nuggets, only to have them knocked out of his hands by some drunk dude. He immediately fell to his knees and began crying, until a waiter came and kicked him out, and that was how Dave got a lifetime ban from McDonalds.
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Dsaf oneshots
FanfictionThis is just gonna be a bunch of oneshots, some are probably going to be really selfindulgient. English is not my native language so please point out any spelling errors so I can fix them. I also included some headcanons like Jack being short as he...
