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Fish-fuck

This is an au where Jack is a sea-siren and lives in an aquarium, also Jack isn't related to Peter or Dee. Jack also ended up kinda ooc.  This was writen at like 3 am and not proffread.

Peter and Dee had recently organized a trip with Dave and Steven to a local aquarium. It was a nice tuesday, and while they were on their way Dee was arguing with Dave over something trivial, Peter was reading a book and Steven was driving.

Once Steven had parked the car they got out and began walking to the entrance. Dave and Dee practically ran inside while Peter and Steven walked like normal god damned people.

Peter pulled out some cash and paid for them all while Dave and Dee bickered about what fish they wanted to see first. Dee wanted to see the clownfish and Dave wanted to look at stingrays. Steven eventually managed to calm them down and all 4 of them walked into the aquarium.

They walked to one of the maps that showed where all of the enclosures were, with something catching Dave's eye "Hey look, they have a fucken' siren" he stated.

Steven looked skeptically at Dave before checking the map and sure enough, there was a siren enclosure.

"Huh, guess you were right" Steven murmured, "Can we go there?" Dee asked excitedly. "Sure" Peter said quickly, trying to make sure that Dave wouldn't try to argue.

They all made their way over to an empty-looking tank, in front of it sat a sign that read 'sea siren, please act with caution.' Dave and Peter were checking to see if the siren was going to show up soon when a young looking woman came up to them "Siren not showing up eh?" asked the woman.

"No, we can't see them" Peter answered. The woman then slammed her fist into the glass, making the 4 of them jump. When no one came, the woman slammed her hand again and again and again until finally an orange skinned siren appeared, poking his head through a hole in the roof of the tank.

"What is it, Grace?" he said, rubbing his eye as if he had just woken up "You have guests" she said, then she ran away to stop people from touching stingrays and shit.

The siren looked down at the group, seemingly squinting, he then dove back under the water to get a better look. Dave then started knocking on the glass where the siren's face was pressed up until Steven dragged him away, the fish-man hiding behind an abnormally large plant, terrified.

While Steven was yelling at Dave over his dumbassery, Dee and Peter were trying to coach the siren out of his fear induced hiding. They managed to get the man to come back up to the surface after some struggle "What's your name?" asked Dee "Jack" the man answered anxiously.

"You?" He asked, "My names Dee!" she responded excitedly, looking over to see Dave and Steven coming back over. She then looked back at Jack who seemed extremely distressed at the purple man, dipping about half of his head back under the water.

Peter attempted to calm Jack back down while Steven made sure Dave didn't get too close to the glass. The siren eventually hung his hands back up on the glass and chatted for a bit with them, warming up to Dave a lot, and folding his body on the translucent wall.

After 15 minutes of just talking about whatever, the woman that Jack had referred to as Grace came back. "Jack, stop hanging on the glass!" she commanded, the siren rolled his eyes but listened and kept just his hands on the glass instead of about half his body.

Grace seemed relieved and then told Jack that it was time to eat, the fish was extremely glad and said bye to Steven, Dee, Peter and Dave, happily swimming away before they had time to respond.

The 4 of them then walked around the aquarium for another 2 hours. They then got back in Stevens car, getting dropped off at their homes one by one by the phone headed man.

Dee and Dave would on occasion go to the aquarium just to see Jack again, and if they got really lucky they could convince the other two to come with them.