Dsaf oneshots

Henry and mcdonalds don't mix well

More shit-poting 'cuz i'm bored and y'all seem to like it.

The pink hued man walked into the subpar fast food chain, ready to go get a mcflurry.

He had been craving one for a few days and he'd finally caved and went to buy one since William was out with some guy, Henry didn't quite remember his name but he thought it was something beginning with j? Something like that, but that wasn't important right now, what was important was that the icecream machine was broken.

"What!?" he yelled at the poor teenager behind the counter "i'm sorry sir, it's just not working, we've called a technician but he'll take a while to get here" the girl responded.

Henry then began yelling about how this was "unbelievable" and "unprofessional", he thought it was all ridiculous and stupid, he was practically writing the negative yelp review in his head already.

Half way through his tirade one of the managers came out of the back and told him to leave. He was annoyed but did it just to make sure the situation wouldn't turn too ugly.

When he went out to the parking lot he saw the aubergine he was currently living with on a bench with that man he left with earlier. God he just looked like such a bitch to Henry, he looked EXACTLY like the type who would fuck up his plans.

The magenta iguana decided to just leave them be for now since it meant he'd have the house to himself for a bit.

He went home and just did whatever til it became night time, although Willam never came home that night. Henry figured he was just sleeping over at that guy's house or something, not that he really cared.

Tomorrow is another day.