Thanks to @ThyGoddessOuijaThicc for answering my tumblr thingy, here's the fluff you asked for!
Jack eventually woke up, noticing quite quickly that Dave wasn't there any more, he seemed to have been replaced with the smell of something burning.
In a sleepy haze he tried to decide whether or not to get up and investigate, eventually making the choice to go to the kitchen as that was probably where the smell was coming from.
When he got there he found Dave desperately trying to find the fire extinguisher, he wordlessly grabbed it and handed it to the purple man. He took it and began spraying a pan on the stove.
"Thanks, old sport. That was a close one, ay?" Dave said nervously, hoping Jack wouldn't be too mad about him almost burning his kitchen down.
"Yep" he stared into space for a good few seconds before finally asking "what were you even trying to do?"
"What does it look like, old sport?" After receiving no answer he quietly said he tried to make pancakes. The other laughed a little, he didn't expect Dave to be any good in the kitchen but he didn't think he'd be THAT bad.
"And how did that go?" he asked jokingly.
"I think you can tell, sportsy" the aubergine answered.
Jack laughed again and then decided he would just make the damn pancakes himself, grabbing the pan from where it sat he took it to the sink and began washing it while making small talk with Dave.
When he was done he asked Dave if there was still any batter left and the aubergine said yes. He then asked him to go get some butter out of the fridge so he could start frying it.
He obliged and went and got it, handing it over quickly.
The tangerine thanked him and then started pouring some of the beige mixture into the frying pan. The other man watched with great interest as Jack managed to have the food both not look like they were about to eat literal garbage and also not commit any accidental arson.
When he was done he put a plate of them down on the kitchen table and gave Dave a fork. The man looked confused for a second before asking if Jack was gonna have any.
He responded by saying no and that he wasn't hungry, the plum coloured man didn't really buy it but let it go for now. He ate in silence while his beloved boyfriend went and cleaned up.
When he was done he thanked his clementine and washed his plate off.
The two decided to just skip work for the day and watch movies and shit.
It was a good day.
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Dsaf oneshots
FanfictionThis is just gonna be a bunch of oneshots, some are probably going to be really selfindulgient. English is not my native language so please point out any spelling errors so I can fix them. I also included some headcanons like Jack being short as he...