Dsaf oneshots

Fuckin' furry

This was requested by @ThatOneWhoWasThatOne on tumblr, also this wasn't proofread cuz my computer's about to die and i don't have time rn.

Davetrap could FINALLY hear the door to Jack's house open, god it felt like he'd been gone forever. He got up from the couch he was sitting on to go greet the other man, picking him up and hugging him as soon as he got through the door.

"Hello, old sport, how was work?" he asked, not really caring but just wanting to hear his voice.

"It was fine, phoneys been on my ass all day though" he responded, squirming slightly as he was still being lifted off the floor.

"That's not good, old sport, I might have to go have a chat with that damn phone"

"Nah it's okay, he's probably just stressed out"

"Still though"

"Dave really, it's fine. Let's just go make some food, okay?" he was pretty much begging by now, knowing Dave's temper could get out of control quite quickly.

"Fine, let's do that" he sounded irritated, which scared the other just a tad bit.

Davetrap placed his tangerine down onto his feet again and started walking to the kitchen, Jack following.

"So what do you wanna eat?"

"Anything's fine, old sport. As long as it isn't that fucking pizza thats been in the fridge for month"

Jack nodded and then went to the freezer and pulled out a bag of fries, he then popped them in the oven and set an alarm for when to take them out.

Him and the weird furry man that had been living with him for the last few months then just stood around and chatted until the annoying ass beeping of the timer started, signaling that their dinner was finally done.

Davetrap decided to finally be useful and got them out while the others grabbed plates, placing them on the table.

They sat there and ate for a good while, talking about whatever. It was nice.

Tomorrow is another day.