This fic was written for one of my best friends and is more crack treated seriously.
Jack was in the dining area of the pizzeria he worked at, looking for the drink he had left on one of the tables. "Dave, have you seen my capri-sun?" he yelled out to his co-worker, knowing he was close and would have likely seen if it had been taken.
"No idea what you're talking 'bout, sportsy" Dave yelled back.
Jack then walked over to the booth where the purple man was sitting, planing on investigating him further when he looked down at Daves lap, spotting something shiny.
It was his capri-sun. The bastard was drinking HIS fucking capri-sun.
Upon seeing his fuming companion Dave decided to make the smartest choice he ever made and swiftly got up and began running away from Jack. The tangerine instantly took chase and ran after the cunt.
They ran around for about 5 minutes before Dave saw their manager, he went towards him, hoping he would protect him from the other man.
He almost crashed into the phone, stopping just in time. Peter was about to ask what was going on when his brother came running in, he looked quite pissed but calmed down a bit at the sight of his boss.
"Okay, what happened?" he asked in a tone similar to a mother asking their child what happened to a vase that had shattered. "Dave stole my capri-sun" Jack answered simply while glaring daggers at the purple fucker.
Peter turned around to face the aubergine and then spoke "Employee, how the actual heck dare you?" "I-" "I don't want to hear it, employee. You sicken me" He said in a disgusted tone, joining the orange man in glaring at the monster in front of them.
"How about I buy you 2 capri-suns to make it up to ya, sportsy?" He offered, not wanting his co-worker to be upset at him for too long. "Make it 3 and you've got yourself a deal" Jack responded.
Dave agreed and then left to go to the corner-store to buy the drinks while the others just got back to work. He later came back and gave him the items, the tangerine seemed happy with it and they then continued to work as if nothing had happened.
Tomorrow is another day.
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Dsaf oneshots
FanfictionThis is just gonna be a bunch of oneshots, some are probably going to be really selfindulgient. English is not my native language so please point out any spelling errors so I can fix them. I also included some headcanons like Jack being short as he...
