*Argus Filch's List*
1. Hate children.
2. Clean the toilets in the morning.
3. Clean the windows and polish the doors after lunch.
4. Sweep the whole Hogwarts from 5.00 pm to midnight.
5. Repeat steps 2 - 4 everyday because Dumbledore can't just swish his wand to clean the castle.
(Dumbly supports physical labor)
6. Kiss & cuddle Mrs.Norris more often.
7. Give detention to anyone that dares to go near Mrs.Norris.
8. Bust the bloody Weasley twins that make my life miserable.
9. Get Dumbledore to throw out Peeves!!!
10. Workship the new pink lady. (Dumbridge duh)
11. Steal some fried fish from the kitchen everyday for my beloved Mrs.Norris.
12. Try out the new brand of cleaning supplies that were advertised in the daily prophet. I heard those stuff make 1000 year old rusty things shiny again.
13. I should start polishing the old hat before the next term startes. Honestly why dosen't Dumbledore just flick his wand for these things?
14. Get myself a brand new fake wand.
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