ONE
Me: OMG ITS WILL HERONDALE! *sprints over*
Me: Can I get your autograph????!
Will: Ah sure...
Me: Just sign here
Will: *signs*
Me: *Cackles evilly*
Will: A MARRIAGE certificate?
Me: YOU ARE MIIIINNNNE *starts coughing from evil crackling*
TWO
TID & TMI pick up lines
Jace: Are you part angel? Cause baby your face is heavenly.
Magnus: You must be a warlock, cause you've cast a spell on me.
Jem: Babe, your better than any drug.
Will: Sup. I'm Will Herondale.
THREE
Ithuriel:
Valentine:
Ithuriel: YOU MAKE ME FEEEEL LIKE
Valentine: don't
Ithuriel: I'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF HEEEEAAAAVEN
Valentine: not again
Ithuriel: FOR TOO LOoOOoONG
FOUR
*Magnus and Alec's adopted daughter*
Daughter: Magnus! I'm going out to a party!
Alec: *looks at full on punk rock outfit*
Alec: Not looking like that!!!
Magnus: He's right.
Magnus: *throws a bucket full of glitter on her*
Magnus: You're free to go.
FIVE
Me: Hey Mum; where is my stele??
Mum: Your what?
Me: The thing I use to mark myself so that I'm protected from demons.
Mum: Oh... you mean your sharpie...
SIX
Me: *to sister* Santa isn't real.
Sister: Neither is your relationship with Will Herondale.
I think we all know who cried more.
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