ONE - Nico at a restaurant
Nico: Hey could I have a glass of water? Thanks
Waiter: *rips off moustache to prove that he is actually Percy* I THOUGHT WATER WASN'T YOUR TYPE???
Nico: FOR THE LOVE OF HADES
TWO - Spelling bee
Teacher: Spell 'perfect'.
Me: P-E-R-
Teacher: That's good, please continue.
Me: C-Y J-A-C-K-S-O-N
THREE
Annabeth: He didn't even bother to learn all the new campers' names.
Mr. D: Listen faces. In order to save us all some time, I will be calling all the boys Peter and all the girls Piper from now on.
Piper: But my name is actually Piper...
Mr.D: Well then, out of fairness for all the others, you will be called Slagathor.
Piper: *Is disappointed*
Mr. D: Peters, Pipers, Slagathor, I will be in my office.
FOUR- Grover teaching his kids nursery rhymes (by original_efg )
Grover: *sings* Baa Baa Black Sheep...
FIVE
Percy: I love you. You complete me.
Annabeth: Awwww
Percy:
Percy: I was talking to my blue cake...
Annabeth:
Tobias Eaton: *claps quietly from the shadows*
Peeta Mellark: We taught him well.
SIX
Annabeth: *being dragged into the depths of Tartarus by her broken ankle while entangled in spiderwebs*
Percy: Oh my gods Annabeth can't you do something?
Annabeth: Sorry Percy but I'm a little *puts on sunglasses and looks at camera*
Annabeth: -Tied up at the moment
Percy:
SEVEN
Percy: Everybody shut up! *picks up phone* Hey Mum.
Jason: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Piper: Come back to bed
Leo: *makes various kissing noises*
Frank: Tell her I said hi
Thalia: Aye, pass the weed
Nico: *screaming swear words*
Reyna: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
YOU ARE READING
Ultimate Fangirl Quotes
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