ONE
*knows I will regret reading spoilers*
*reads spoilers*
*regrets reading spoilers*
TWO - Fangirls at the park
Fangirl: *sees ducks in pond*
Fangirl: OMG NEVER TRUST A DUCK
Fangirl: *looks at clouds*
Fangirl: aww. Tfios.
Fangirl: MOM I WANNA BLUE CAKE
Fangirl: *jumps off sand pile at the beach*
Fangirl: I'm so dauntless.
Fangirl: *steps on an ant and watches it die*
Fangirl: *three finger solute*
THREE - Fangirls in math class
Teacher: stop drawing those creepy triangle-stick-circle illustrations all over your book.
Teacher: stop clicking your pen. Did you just say it was a sword?
Teacher: no, it's not a metaphor; this is math class.
Teacher: quit reading and pay attention.
Teacher: why are you only raising your hand with three fingers? And why the whistling??
Teacher: that's it! I'm sending you to the principals office!
Me: I am divergent and I cannot be controlled.
FOUR
Me: LOVE this character.
Character: *dies*
Me: This character is flawless.
Character: *dies*
Me: aww your the best character ever!
Character: *dies*
Me: ...
Me: I hate this character.
Character: awww do you really hate me?
Me: n-
Character: *dies*
FIVE
Friend: Wouldn't it be fun to have a sleepover with all your favourite characters. Like all of them.
Me: oh yes... Sleeping in A room full of dead people. Fun.
SIX
Boy: I'm perfect.
Me: Oh yeah? What book are you from?
YOU ARE READING
Ultimate Fangirl Quotes
AcakThe book for random The Mortal Instruments, TFIOS, Hunger Games, Divergent, The Infernal Devices and other book series that you guys suggest quotes/jokes. Anything that a fangirl would enjoy. May contain spoilers. No swearing. Disclaimer: I do not...
