ONE
-City of I like the blonde dude
-City of the blonde dude is my brother
-City of the blonde dude isn't my brother
-City of the blonde dude is turning into an idiot
-City of the blonde dude is evil
-City of the blonde dude is on fire
TWO - A Poem
Clary's hair is red
Jace's stele is blue
Insult The Mortal Instruments
And Raziel will kill you
THREE - I guess it's a Lightwood thing
Isabelle: Simon's a rat.
Alec: Did he touch you? If he tried anything-
Isabelle: Not like that. He's a rat.
Jace: She's drunk.
Isabelle: That's not the point. He drank one of those blue drinks - I told him not too, but he didn't listen - and he turned into a rat.
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Gabriel: Father is a worm.
Gideon: What do you mean Gabriel? What did Father do?
Gabriel: He's a worm.
Gideon: I know. He has brought shame to the name of Lightwood. But we needn't be like him.
Gabriel: Your not listening to me. He's a worm. A great, bloody, serpent-like thing.
FOUR
Alec: Oh My God. Did you out glitter in the laundry detergent?
Magnus: Oh yeah. I'm experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one's called Sparkle-Suds. Dress loud.
Alec: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.
Magnus: Disco dairy. Spread the party.
FIVE
Hannah Montana: Nobody's Perfect
Will: That mundane doesn't know what she's talking about.
Jace: Obviously she hasn't met us yet.
SIX
James Herondale: D-d-d da-
Will: Daddy?
James: D-d-demon pox.
Will: Perfect!
Tessa: No.
SEVEN
Jace: *talks*
Aline: Jace...
Jace: *keeps talking*
Aline: Jace!
Jace: *keeps apologizing*
Aline: JACE I AM A LESBIAN
Jace:
Aline:
Jace: oh
Aline:
Jace: that changes things
Aline: sorry I kissed you to figure out my sexuality
Jace: sorry I kissed you to prove I wasn't in love with my sister
Aline: we're pretty messed up
Jace: I'm pretty, you're messed up
EIGHT
Person: So who is Tessa's love interest? Will or Jem?
Me: Will and Jem.
Person: What? No, as in whom shall she end up with?
Me: Will and Jem.
Person: No, who is her-
Me: Will and Jem.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: Will and Jem.
NINE - Will and Jem in battle
Will: *fighting*
Jem: *sees automan advancing towards Will*
Jem: Will, DUCK!
Will: *screaming* WHERE?! WHEREE?????!
Jem: .........
Will: COME FIGHT WITH ME YOU BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BEAST!
Jem: *sighs*kills automan*
Gabriel: *collaspes to the floor laughing*
TEN
Will: of course you can have a Shadowhunter name! You can have mine!
Tessa: I don't think I'd be a lovely 'William.'
Will: No, I meant my other name.
Tessa: 'Owen' does have a nice ring to it.
Will:
Tessa:
Will: Stuff you I'm marrying Jem.
YOU ARE READING
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