ONE - Quote from Will Herondale
"Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who is trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs."
TWO - Honest TID titles
Clockwork Angel = Clockwork Agony
Clockwork Prince = Clockwork Pain
Clockwork Princess = Clockwork punch in the gut and feels all over the place gods help me this is torture accio tissues and chocolate frick I'm dead forever.
THREE - Quotes
"Reparations," Jem said very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding.
Will looked at him in puzzlement. "Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case, mine is 'genuphobia.' It means an unreasonable fear of knees."
FOUR - Will using an iPhone
Will: What is this rectangular device?
Will: MAKE IT SHUT UP
Will: TURN IT OFF
Will: TESSA TURN IT OFF
Will: Oh. That's better
Will: Why do I have to put these white chords in my ears
Will: Why does everybody have this, Facebook
Will: Tessa let's get Facebook
Will: What's email?
Will: Is it a letter from someone named e?
Will: Or a letter with e stamped on?
Will: WHY IS JEM INSIDE THE DEVICE??
Will: JEM! JEM?!
Will: JEM I CAN HEAR YOU
Will: I CAN SAVE YOU
Will: *brings out seraph blade*
Will: *stabs phone*
Will: JEM ARE YOU OKAY
Tessa: Oh my god I've married an idiot
FIVE - Tessa is such a rebel though
Everyone: Demons and Shadowhunters can't have children!
Tessa: sorry
Everyone: Girls shouldn't have (u know wat) before they're married!
Tessa: oh no
Everyone: Shadowhunters can't marry Downworlders!
Tessa: my bad
Everyone: Warlocks can't have children!
Tessa: oops
Everyone: You can't end up with both of them!
Tessa: watch me.
By the way, the whole Tessa, Will and Jem thing breaks my heart cause it's so sad and meh please comment on this paragraph your thoughts about wessa or jessa or whatever *cries* cos I ship Wessa all the way but Jem doesn't deserve to be hurt mehhhh. Idk i'll shut up now.
WILL HERONDALE IS MINE
... but I'll share him with all members of the fandom because I'm such a kind person :,)
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